[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

NOTE: Light Googling indicates that this was actually a Communist Party New Zealand poster from the 1940’s, but it’s still real.
[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

NOTE: Light Googling indicates that this was actually a Communist Party New Zealand poster from the 1940’s, but it’s still real.
[High Praise! to Neatorama]
NOTE: Contains a few swears, since Robin didn’t always work PG
[Robin Williams – In Motion] (Viewer #66,182)
An installment in the video series Every Frame a Painting shows how Robin Williams harnessed motion to tell a story through his movie characters. Tony Zhou was inspired to address the subject by re-watching Williams’ films after his death. The finished project is more about movement, blocking, and body language, and how those things contributes to a good film -and Robin Williams happens to be the greatest example, as he was a master of expressing his character through movement. Talented directors and editors could spot and make those movements work to their advantage, and together they made awesome scenes that, in some cases, could completely dispense with dialogue
A new report shows that the Australian Bureau of Meteorology manipulated temperature data to show “global warming” where none actually exists.
How sad. That unfairly taints those poor reputable climate scientists who didn’t get caught lying.
[High Praise! to Liberal Logic 101]

(Seriously, wouldn’t “fight for 15” make a much better Tae-Bo weight-loss slogan?)
Every year around 9/11, people feel compelled to tell the story of where they were and what they were doing when they first heard that a plane hit the World Trade Center. It’s not narcissism, it’s a perfectly normal act of catharsis.
It occurred to me that I’ve never heard Obama tell his story, the way a perfectly normal person would. You’d think that after 6 9/11’s, Obama’s tale would’ve been told and retold until it was forcibly woven into our national consciousness, like that stupid “Republicans drove the country into a ditch” metaphor he used for years.
But there’s nothing.
So I Googled it.
And came up with two items of interest.
A forum where they basically used “where was Obama on 9/11?” as a straight line and had a little fun with it.
And the odd, sad truth.
I say odd, because most people go a little numb when they tell their tale, and the overwhelming theme is shock and disbelief, and how unreal it all seemed.
Obama… seems peculiarly indifferent in his description.
Oh, well, maybe I’m just seeing what I want to see because I hate the man. I certainly hope so, because the alternative – that he really IS indifferent – is a little horrifying to me.
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One takeaway from the Dirty Harry movies is that everyone except Harry listens to NPR.
— Uncle Dynamite (@UncleDynamite) September 16, 2014
What do Neil deGrasse Tyson and Atoms have in common? They make everything up.
— Mark Hemingway (@Heminator) September 16, 2014
To Do:
1) Get laughed at by those fools at the academy
2) Show them all
— Sean Thomason (@TheThomason) September 17, 2014
my dog is really good at guarding me against the sound of leaves rustling and distant honking
— Churlish (@Cryptoterra) September 17, 2014
While introducing Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto, California Governor Jerry Brown said that illegal immigrants are “all welcome in California”.
Feeling less welcome in California: overtaxed businesses that pay for their benefits.
Good news: The number of job openings just hit a 13-year high. http://ofa.bo/t0hG #ActOnJobs
“Sure, they’re only 30 hours a week because of Obamacare, but still – JOBS! Don’t judge me!”
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama refuses to send troops into Iraq. Instead, he’ll send them…
A gullible woman earns 77 cents on the dollar compared to a man who is more skeptical of statistics he read.
Maybe now that Microsoft has bought Minecraft, they can improve its graphics. The game looks like it’s from the late 90s.
If I were president, I wouldn’t let the U.S. be the world’s policeman anymore. Instead, we’d be the world’s Batman.
Maybe the world’s Punisher.
I keep seeing everyone talk about updog. What is it?
To get with the times, the next Duke Nukem game will have the title character go to sensitivity training. It should come out 20 yrs from now.
Hillary has to be careful to not let the fact that she’s not particularly good at anything distract from how she’s a woman.
Can I use a 3D printer to print pieces of paper which I then use in my regular printer?
Who cares about a few quotes Neil deGrasse Tyson made up? It’s not like accuracy is important in science.
Neil deGrasse Tyson is a big hypocrite. He talks about science and rationality, but he spends his evenings setting up leprechaun traps.
“Once this guy said to me, ‘Duh. I don’t know science.’ That guy sure didn’t know science. True story.” -Neil deGrasse Tyson
Scientists have set a new record by cooling molecules to a temperature of 25 thousandths of a degree above absolute zero.
Other scientists are already claiming that the accomplishment is proof of global warming.