Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama refuses to send troops into Iraq. Instead, he’ll send them…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama refuses to send troops into Iraq. Instead, he’ll send them…
…into the fetid ebola petri dish that is Africa. If the soldiers die, the VA won’t have to take care of them.
…to the place he wants the terrorists to go. He knows there were no terrorists in Iraq until GWB sent in troops to attract them.
…personalized selfies from the 14th tee (after all, he’s got a lot of time to kill…)
…to Ban Ki-moon as a down-payment on the fealty he owes…
…to Fairbanks, Alaska, to constitute a quick-strike force designed to cool off hot spots around the globe…
…to surround all coal and oil producing regions of the US, as a means to accomplish carbon sequestration…
… to sensitivity training with Duke Nukem.
President Obama refuses to send troops into Iraq. Instead, he’ll send them…
to the far side of Endor?
President Obama refuses to send troops into Iraq. Instead, he’ll send them…re-education camps to learn of all the successes brought forth from Marxism.
President Obama refuses to send troops into Iraq. Instead, he’ll send them…to the Canadian border to stop greedy corporations from fleeing his utopia for lower taxes.
…fund raising letters.
…choom!
…Iraqistan*.
*(calling it Iraqistan means the press will give him a pass on lying about not sending troops to Iraq.
…to France. He’s pretty sure we can beat the Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys…. as long as we surprise attack.
President Obama refuses to send troops into Iraq. Instead, he’ll send them…
where no man has gone before!
Where is the Republican National convention this year?
home, strike the tent, discharge the clowns and let the elephants go free. This circus is over.
…all 57 states.
…Raq Inay.
…to patrol the border area between Syria and Iran (face it….99.9% of his voters and 100% of the MSM know geography about as well as Neil deGrasse Tyson knows science).
President Obama refuses to send troops into Iraq. Instead, he’ll send them…to some 3rd world hellhole to get an incurable disease.
. . . applications for Obamacare
. . . disk drives that were used by the IRS but have since been wiped clean and filled with recordings of his speeches
. . . to a school to teach them to speak Austrian
Apple smoked bacon to #1 and #7. You have both nailed it.
Gone from the play list of our military bands are the tired strains of John Phillips Sousa. These are replaced by Sam Cooke: http://youtu.be/pX6QlnlMqjE
..To protect the U.S. consulate in Benghazi, in response to numerous requests from ambassador J. Christopher Stevens . (O.K., so he might have let golf interfere with his security briefings a little bit…)
…to the gates of Hell, where Sheriff Joe will chase ISIS into a classic ambush…
…To the U.S./Mexican border to protect anyone coming into this country from harassment by U.S. citizens and their sense of exceptionalism.
…each a Quran to replace the Bibles which have been removed from military and guest quarters.
President Obama refuses to send troops into Iraq. Instead, he’ll send them…
…a box full of red lines.
…a pen and a phone
…more reporters
..golf clubs, so they can find ways to distract themselves from the thoughts of defending the this country.
…community organizers
Pink Slips
….Gay Action Figures
President Obama Refuses to Send Troops to Iraq. Instead, He’ll Send Them…a boxed DVD set of his selected speeches.
…to a world wide beer summit, unarmed, unsupported and unbeered.
…Winstons. Those are new fuzzy pink dog tags that Big Brother has decided that all citizen soldiers should wear.