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Archive of entries posted on 26th September 2014
Good Old Days
Liberal Economist Paul Krugman said that Republicans want to “push us back to 1894”.
Yes, but only because incandescent light bulbs were still legal then.
Pals
Link of the Day: Teller From Penn and Teller Reveals Some of His Magic Secrets
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Teller From Penn and Teller Reveals Some of His Magic Secrets
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Wisdom of the Day: Holder Forgery Freudian Girls
Eric Holder was to justice as Kathleen Sebelius was to web design.
— Chris Stigall (@ChrisStigall) September 25, 2014
Can I be excused from forgery class, sir? I’ve got a note from my mum, Marie Antoinette.
— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) September 25, 2014
Gavin is my name and Freudian slips are my sex with mommy.
— Gavin Speiller (@gavinspeiller) September 25, 2014
Having two little girls feels like being an extra in a long-running soap called ‘She Pushed Me’.
— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) September 25, 2014
Truly Diabolical
President Obama said his plan is to “degrade and ultimately destroy” ISIS.
So… they have to provide their employees with Obamacare now?
Obama Warned Us – More
Americans are paying less and getting more from their health care. More from @voxdotcom: http://ofa.bo/a0sW.
“For example: way more time in the doctor’s waiting room.”
Straight Line of the Day: During a Recent Trip to a Democrat Fundraiser, President Obama…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
During a recent trip to a Democrat fundraiser, President Obama…
Random Thoughts: Spanking, Eric Holder, and Groundhogs
Is spanking a modern thing? Or are people saying that something that’s been the norm forever is extremely detrimental?
And if spanking is so detrimental and it’s becoming less popular, shouldn’t we see better kids now? Because all I see are goobers.
More like Eric Dropper. #PoliticalHumor
I got the jackpot on the Daily Booster Wheel in Candy Crush, so dreams do come true.
Eric Holder should be able to turn his time as Attorney General into a high paying job as a lobbyist or black market arms dealer.
It would be helpful if progressives came up with a handy list of viewpoints we’re no longer allowed to question.
Ever try and listen to the lyrics of songs? Most of it is nonsense.
Even if you’re really happy from the result of Groundhog Day, you’re not supposed to spike the groundhog.
Lord, please save science from “pro-science” laymen.
“If you’re not very good at your job, surround yourself with people even worse at theirs.” -Barack Obama
Only One Thing, Actually
Eric Holder said “we must never lose sight of what violent extremists fear the most: the strength of our communities; our unwavering respect for equality, civil rights, and civil liberties; and our enduring commitment to justice, democracy, and the rule of law.”
Odd… he forgot “laser-guided incendiary ordnance”.