Eric Holder was to justice as Kathleen Sebelius was to web design.
— Chris Stigall (@ChrisStigall) September 25, 2014
Can I be excused from forgery class, sir? I’ve got a note from my mum, Marie Antoinette.
— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) September 25, 2014
Gavin is my name and Freudian slips are my sex with mommy.
— Gavin Speiller (@gavinspeiller) September 25, 2014
Having two little girls feels like being an extra in a long-running soap called ‘She Pushed Me’.
— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) September 25, 2014