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Archive of entries posted on 16th September 2014
Perfect Metaphor for How Putin Handles Obama
By the way, the sound ads nothing, so if guy’s voice annoys you, go ahead & mute it. All you need to do is watch the bear.
[Baby Bear Circus Act on Golf Course – At Fairmont Hot Springs Resort, BC] (Viewer #1,620,881)
I remember when American presidents knew how to handle bears…
Skynet (Beta)
Researchers are developing a system that will allow robots to download anything they need to know from the internet.
Basically, the robotic version of a teenager writing a book report.
Maybe This Is Our Problem
Link of the Day: Bubbling Like a Vigorously Fermenting Gallon of Watermelon Wine on Top of the Fridge
[High Praise! to 4of7 of Little Worlds]
Also, Anonymiss earned a Musey. Someone should let her know.
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Wisdom of the Day: Football Grandpa Baby Nerd Bank Sweatshirt Hit Ninja
Ever since I gave up fantasy football I can watch the NFL the way it's meant to watched: with gigantic ethical qualms.
— Josh Patten (@thejoshpatten) September 14, 2014
“Grandpa what was it like in the old days?"
Well kid, microwaves didn't have an "add 30 seconds" button
*kid is just bawling uncontrollably*
— dan mentos (@DanMentos) September 15, 2014
Baby Detective sized up the witness. He knew how to get him to talk.
"Bah?" he asked. "Da bah?"
"Yes," the man smiled, "that's a ball."
— Surprise! Pinky (@HiddenPinky) September 15, 2014
Just pantsed this nerd so hard right in the middle of the street. Being a crossing guard is fun but also rewarding work
— Orenthal J Simpkinsn (@jsaffle1) September 15, 2014
Fired from the bank because, "I mean he looked like a Dave" is not a valid form of ID.
— Barndog (@BarndogKarck) September 15, 2014
I'll tell you this much: if I'm gonna pay $129 for a sweatshirt, that damn we'll better be real hippie blood on it
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 15, 2014
"Now get out there and hit those guys like they're women and children!" – NFL locker room halftime speech
— Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey) September 15, 2014
American Ninja Warrior: USA vs The World is on NBC tonight! I can’t decide who to root for. I’m from both of those places.
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) September 15, 2014
Welcome to the World of Tomorrow!
Florida Polytechnic University’s new library is fully digital and doesn’t contain a single book.
And the whole thing is run by an mp3 of a librarian saying “Shhh!”
Obama Warned Us – The Economy
The economy is headed in the right direction—but there’s more work to do: http://ofa.bo/h0hK #OpportunityForAll
“I won’t rest until I crush it completely!”
Straight Line of the Day: President Obama Said He Plans to Fight Ebola by…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama said he plans to fight Ebola by…
The Truth Behind Science
I have a new short story up at Liberty Island called “Science Fiction” about the insidious truth behind science.
It kinda seems like I’m trying to make a point in the story, but I honestly can’t tell you what it is. Anyway: Read. Share. Enjoy.
Random Thoughts: Scotland, Minecraft, and Hillary
On Scottish independence, I’m on the side of having less countries. There’s like 200 of them most of them are pointless.
How many European countries do we actually need? I think 5 different countries at most would cover whole spectrum of Europeans.
Like do we need both a Belgium and a France? No. We need to be consolidating similar countries instead of making new ones.
Wow. Stupid Microsoft. I paid only $13 for Minecraft because I bought it back when it was in alpha.
“It looks like you’re trying to mine obsidian. Would you like some help?” #MicroCraft
So exactly how rich is Notch now? Does he basically own Sweden?
At this point, isn’t Hillary Clinton basically the Yankees of politicians?
If ever read President Obama’s al Qaeda fan fiction, it’s actually very good with lots of well developed characters.
“Thank you, Mario! But our princess is in another castle! Maybe you can use this time to reflect on this misogynistic quest structure.”
Guide to Understanding the West: If we make obvious effort to not be racist against your culture, that means we think it’s pretty pathetic.
Science will never return your love.
Exit Strategy
A new report shows that governments all over the world can now track you using your cell phone.
There’s only one way off the grid: email Lois Lerner.