…keep a media blackout while the state dep’t orders body bags (presumably for constitutional conservatives, especially Christians) and hazmat suits (presumably for the “progressive” elite).
… You’re racist if you don’t like Ebola, it comes from Africa after all.
… Recalling lettuce from Whole Foods and… Wait… e – Bola? I just spend five minutes looking up E-Coli on Wiki! Look, can I just give you so free birth control pills and call it even? Tee time is in 15 minutes…
President Obama said he plans to fight Ebola by…
Crashing all their hard drives.
President Obama said he plans to fight Ebola by…
sandbagging a few rounds then getting some extra strokes on the back nine.
President Obama said he plans to fight Ebola by…
at least the end of the year, maybe as early as Spring 2015 if he can’t find something better to do.
…vowing to “not rest” until Ebola is found, captured, and punished to the full extent of the law…
…degrade and ultimately destroy Ebola with a coalition of like-minded allies…
President Obama said he plans to fight Ebola by…
utilizing the MyCleanPC tool the IRS installed on his PC.
…Executive order…
…issuing a general amnesty to all infectious agents…
…declaring them non-infectious…
… bowing low to it when they next meet.
… blaming Bush.
… suggesting kids don’t talk to strangers that look like zombies.
… giving up Golf and picking up eBowling.
…a REALLY snarky hashtag
. . . extend Michelle’s lunch program under the theory of “feed a cold, starve a fever”.
I miss punchline judging. Without it, these POTDs are just post bait to keep the sites reader post count up.
…putting up “ebola free zone” signs.
…bombing mission with the first transgender airplane, the Ebola Gay.
…labelling it, if Muslim, try appeasement, Republican means total annihilation and reflexive name calling.
…free mandatory condoms for necrophiliacs.
…close monitoring of delicious dog exports for contamination.
…pray that liberal squishiness is somehow different than the otherwise pleasant sounding Ebola side effects.
…drawing a line in the sand.
…going to a fundraiser in Vegas.
…giving Alaska to the Russians because, well…Crimea.
President Obama said he plans to fight Ebola by…
…raising taxes on the virus. (We all know if you want less of something, tax it.)
…saying whatever the teleprompters tell him to say.
…declaring victory
…. Nuking the Moon!!!
no, wait………
negotiating with it
…threatening it with Hildebeast.
same way he handled (hez)bola
… getting the Nobel committee to award him the prize for medicine, then solving the problem. Like with his Peace prize.
… cutting gangrene-house gases by 150% over the next forty years.
…blaming it on Gerbil Worming and calling the Gorecle.
@14 – Shouldn’t that be “drawing a line in the sand trap?
…infecting ebola with Lindsay Lohan.
…keep a media blackout while the state dep’t orders body bags (presumably for constitutional conservatives, especially Christians) and hazmat suits (presumably for the “progressive” elite).
…sending Africa all the money and medical expertise his adminsitration saved by not using them at the V.A. hospitals.
President Obama said he plans to fight Ebola by…
…pivoting to the economy.
… It’s Bushes fault, also the virus is racist.
… You’re racist if you don’t like Ebola, it comes from Africa after all.
… Recalling lettuce from Whole Foods and… Wait… e – Bola? I just spend five minutes looking up E-Coli on Wiki! Look, can I just give you so free birth control pills and call it even? Tee time is in 15 minutes…
… Explaining that Ebola isn’t really viral.
…changing the name to iBola so evryone will want it.
By sending in 3000 American troops thus meeting two of his goals…fighting ebola and reducing the size of the armed forces.
making a domestic issue in the USA.
the same way he got rid of A, B, C, and D Bola from the world!!! Fore! Wish they’d let me play through… Let me be clear – no Ebola on my watch!