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  1. …bombing mission with the first transgender airplane, the Ebola Gay.

    …labelling it, if Muslim, try appeasement, Republican means total annihilation and reflexive name calling.

    …free mandatory condoms for necrophiliacs.

    …close monitoring of delicious dog exports for contamination.

    …pray that liberal squishiness is somehow different than the otherwise pleasant sounding Ebola side effects.

  2. President Obama said he plans to fight Ebola by…

    …raising taxes on the virus. (We all know if you want less of something, tax it.)

    …saying whatever the teleprompters tell him to say.

    …declaring victory

  3. … It’s Bushes fault, also the virus is racist.

    … You’re racist if you don’t like Ebola, it comes from Africa after all.

    … Recalling lettuce from Whole Foods and… Wait… e – Bola? I just spend five minutes looking up E-Coli on Wiki! Look, can I just give you so free birth control pills and call it even? Tee time is in 15 minutes…

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