[High Praise! to Liberal Logic 101]

Commenting on the beheading of an American journalist, the State Department said “this is not about the United States”.
True – it’s about the terrorists who need to be killed by the United States.
(Submitted by RAML via The Duffel Blog [High Praise!])
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ISIS Credits Recruitment Success To Lax Regs, Tattoo Policy
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Over 3 years later, President Obama is still asserting executive privilege in trying to keep “Fast and Furious” documents from being released.
Wish he’d protect our border this vigorously.
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“Just don’t ask how many other people have to live a nightmare to make this happen”.
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
No longer allowed under Michelle Obama’s school lunch rules…
The Apple Watch doesn’t have a camera so it can’t watch anything and thus the name makes no sense.
Some of the new iPhone 6 features seem neat, but I like the size of my 5S.
If we had a class war, I think the rich would win because they could afford lasers cannons against which the poor have no defense.
Hopefully President Obama can use our military might to intimidate our enemies, as a tank is still scary even if a puppy is driving it.
One the single hardest things to do as president is to not have a war in Iraq.
Who’s the central authority on what is and isn’t Islamic?
Really, I think arguing what is and isn’t Islamic is kinda pointless from a non-Muslim.
A disbarred lawyer who removed her fingerprints to hide her identity will be extradited to Colorado to faces charges that she swindled at least two people out of their homes.
All she needs is a crashed hard drive and she’d be a perfect Obama appointee.