Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
No longer allowed under Michelle Obama’s school lunch rules…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
No longer allowed under Michelle Obama’s school lunch rules…
…: lunch
…: white bread, white sauce, white asparagus, white beans…
…:food-resistant robots…
…:garbage cans (You WILL eat all we put before you!)
…. FLAVOR!
“Freedom Fries”
… solyent green.
appetite
Food that tastes good.
Anything resembling edible food.
FRUIT, because it is derogatory to homosexuals; NUTS because it insults liberals; and finally, VEGETABLES, because it slanders all Democrats.
…crackaz.
…anything even resembling an Anonymiss cookie.
COOKIES! (and coffee!)
No longer allowed under Michelle Obama’s school lunch rules…
anything that wasn’t required.
…skipping the free school breakfast menu mandates.
…any Bigfoot delicacies when Michelle is visiting.
…any item not in the gruel food group.
…anything Grandpa Jones is having for supper.
…everything, during Ramadan.
…Everything/anything tasty.
…: balsamic vinegar can no longer be referred to as “balsamic”.
…Jack Links beef jerky. It encourages kids to mess with her.
…Gagh that isn’t served live.
…pedigreed dogs will be reserved for presidential dinners and golfing snacks.