[High Praise! to Liberal Logic 101]
Archive of entries posted on 12th September 2014
The Signs Are Everywhere
A new report shows that IQ scores have been dropping for the last decade.
As proof, I offer the fact that there’s more than one show with “Real Housewives” in the title.
Help Me With My Sevens
[High Praise! to XKCD]
(Alt Title text: “The days of the week are Monday, Arctic, Wellsley, Green, Electra, Synergize, and the Seventh Seal.”)
I need some help figuring out what some of these “group of 7” lists are.
Specifically, guacamole, data link, and Electra.
Link of the Day: Stupid Climate Change!
[High Praise! to Springeraz of Nuking Politics]
Admit It, The Science Is Settled
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Wisdom of the Day: iPhone Brave Gang Vegan Phone
[Apple meeting]
We need an honest iPhone 6 slogan.
"How about, iPhone 6: Yesterday's technology at tomorrow's prices."
Too honest, Carl.
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) September 10, 2014
In case you questioned how brave I am, I fell off the couch when I woke up from a nap because I thought my hoodie string was a snake.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 11, 2014
If a gang attacks U say you're on their side & U brought them "gang supplies". They'll let you go to the car to get the supplies. Drive away
— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) September 11, 2014
Bugs Bunny is super annoying and he's still the world's most tolerable vegan.
— Brian Essbe (@SortaBad) September 11, 2014
I hope I'm important enough someday to answer the phone with, "Talk to me"
— Nikki Walter (@TurboGrandma) September 11, 2014
FastPass!
A new letter from the Transportation Security Administration admits that illegal aliens were being allowed to board planes without an ID.
That’s terrible! What do they think this is? A voting booth?
Obama Warned Us – Veterans
“If you want somebody who knows how to get the job done, no matter the mission, hire a veteran.” -President Obama at #ALConvention
“Translation – you should’ve voted McCain in 2008, suckers!”
Straight Line of the Day: The Most Intriguing Feature of the New Apple Watch…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The most intriguing feature of the new Apple Watch…
Random Thoughts: ISIS, War, and RE4
“I want to assure you that the organization called ‘Islamic State Made By Islamic People Who Are Really Islamic’ is not Islamic.”
Here’s an idea: We donate to ISIS a bunch of planes to make it easier to kill them from the air.
Does every time our country shoot and bomb people, we have to put a label on it? #NotAWar
A newspaper needs to put out an all caps headline: “WARISHNESS!”
Now every time I have to pull my iPhone out of my pocket, I think of how much simpler life would be with an Apple Watch.
Hmm. Resident Evil 4 is on sale on Steam. Should I buy it for a 3rd time?
I am so itching to play it again. It’s definitely one of my top 5 games of all time.
That’s what makes the sequels so frustrating. It’s like RE4 was a weird accident and Capcom has no idea how to reproduce it.
Pry My Newspaper From My Cold, Dead Hand
A college in Virginia changed the name of its school newspaper from “The Bullet” saying it “propagated violence”.
Man… I’m glad I don’t work for the Toledo Blade right now.