Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The most intriguing feature of the new Apple Watch…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The most intriguing feature of the new Apple Watch…
… will be something none of us over the age of 40 will understand and something no one under the age of 30 will be able to live without, if we are to believe the marketing geniuses.
…NSA, DHS, and IRS can find you 24/7.
…the built-in drone beacon.
…the totally unanticipated attitude of the ‘birds’.
People under 30 will finally understand the phrase “When Mickey’s big hand is on the 3 and his little hand is on 10 . . . “
…is how Apple is using it as a “gateway drug”, snaring the unwary and weak-minded into an ever-escalating demand for more and more Apple fixes.
…it doesn’t work on most users’ wrists leaving many users to realize their wrist was designed wrong.
The most intriguing feature of the new Apple Watch…
keeps picking up old Dick Tracy radio shows.
“…is its fruity taste and smooth finish with no lingering aftertaste except for the check at the end of the meal.”
The most intriguing feature of the new Apple Watch…
…it only needs to be charged 19.3 hours a day.
…it can be useful if you need to know what time it is.
…the ability to strap one on!
the wrap around anal probe function…. oh, that’s after you pay for it…..
. . . is the same as the most intriguing feature of every Apple product since the introduction of the first McIntosh model – the fact that its users can’t stop talking about how wonderful it is, but never get any work done.
… will be hastily and sloppily copied into the next Galaxy Gear as quickly as possible so that Samsung can do the market equivalent of “first post”!
… is that once it learns just how badly you need to exercise, it starts chiding you on your eating habits: “You don’t really need that cookie, do you, fatso? Now drop and give me 20!”
… if you are also wearing Google Glass, your hand will be forced to punch yourself in the face.
… is watching the fanbois and anti-fanbois come into contact and explode.
The most intriguing feature of the new Apple Watch… is the satisfying little click noise it makes as you turn the knob round.
The most intriguing feature of the new Apple Watch… is that you have to wind it up every 24 hours.
the countdown app, already set to 859 days and counting
…default medical prognosis is Bononucleosis.
…software resists becoming outmoded with handy Alar spritzer.
…is proof that Obama has devoured all upper case, started on lower case letter i.
..priced as if they grow on trees, you just have to wait for Johnny Applewatch to visit your neighborhood.
The most intriguing feature of the new Apple Watch…
Is that the government is not forcing you to buy it………..yet.