“I want to assure you that the organization called ‘Islamic State Made By Islamic People Who Are Really Islamic’ is not Islamic.”
Here’s an idea: We donate to ISIS a bunch of planes to make it easier to kill them from the air.
Does every time our country shoot and bomb people, we have to put a label on it? #NotAWar
A newspaper needs to put out an all caps headline: “WARISHNESS!”
Now every time I have to pull my iPhone out of my pocket, I think of how much simpler life would be with an Apple Watch.
Hmm. Resident Evil 4 is on sale on Steam. Should I buy it for a 3rd time?
I am so itching to play it again. It’s definitely one of my top 5 games of all time.
That’s what makes the sequels so frustrating. It’s like RE4 was a weird accident and Capcom has no idea how to reproduce it.

“Hmm. Resident Evil 4 is on sale on Steam. Should I buy it for a 3rd time?”
I suggest blocking off one hour this weekend for playing it on your ps3 (or whatever). If you can get through that hour without distractions (lawn, dishes, laundry, amorous wife/girlfriend (your own)) then you still probably shouldn’t get it because it’ll just take up space on your hard drive.
I hear Skyrim is on sale too this weekend for under $10. That comes highly recommended by my #2 son. But he already has it on a console too.
Decisions decisions.
Yes, I’m aware my “by” name has changed more than once in these comment sections. It could be that I’m just not paying attention to my typing on a little phone keyboard, but I think I’ll just blame Bush. Or global warming.