Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
During a recent trip to a Democrat fundraiser, President Obama…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
During a recent trip to a Democrat fundraiser, President Obama…
… tried to look under The Bus but couldn’t see past all the bodies.
During a recent trip to a Democrat fundraiser, President Obama…
held a fundraiser while fundraising extemporaneously.
…kept stopping at another fundraiser halfway there – Zeno’s Fundraising Paradox!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeno%27s_paradoxes
…wait, which one? I’ve lost track in all of the excitement – did he attend six, or only five? You’ve got to ask yourself one question – do you feel neglected, punk? Well, do ya?
… accidentally managed to do some work.
No 5: Now that was funny!
…was asked to keep a low profile, so as not to hurt any candidates chance of election.
…spent his time taking “selfies” with any celebrities in attendance.
…suffered an painful latte burn to his right ear when he noticed a camera pointed at him.
…set his cup down before bowing to his owners…
…asked if they minded if he played through.
During a Recent Trip to a Democrat Fundraiser, President Obama…
…did some community organizing at the same time and almost overdosed on euphoria.
…farted, laughed, blamed Eric Holder, then pardoned him.
…was notified that Joe kept trying to sit in the corner of the Oval Office
During a Recent Trip to a Democrat Fundraiser, President Obama…
mistakenly took a firm position on dealing with ISIS.
…had to ban the press when it came time to raise John Fund, with a noose.
…caused yet another narcissism black hole when he insisted everyone remove their tinfoil hats along with him.
…pledged to focus like a laser in his search for a Democrat scruple they could use in the next election.
During a Recent Trip to a Democrat Fundraiser, President Obama… accidentally use a 5 Iron instead of a 1 Wood, causing mass MSM panic and tinkles down numerous legs…..
. . . mistook his teleprompter for a sand wedge and was stuck in a sand trap for an hour.
. . . made the mistake of eating his tee and driving a ball of a dog’s head.