A gullible woman earns 77 cents on the dollar compared to a man who is more skeptical of statistics he read.

Maybe now that Microsoft has bought Minecraft, they can improve its graphics. The game looks like it’s from the late 90s.

If I were president, I wouldn’t let the U.S. be the world’s policeman anymore. Instead, we’d be the world’s Batman.

Maybe the world’s Punisher.

I keep seeing everyone talk about updog. What is it?

To get with the times, the next Duke Nukem game will have the title character go to sensitivity training. It should come out 20 yrs from now.

Hillary has to be careful to not let the fact that she’s not particularly good at anything distract from how she’s a woman.

Can I use a 3D printer to print pieces of paper which I then use in my regular printer?

Who cares about a few quotes Neil deGrasse Tyson made up? It’s not like accuracy is important in science.

Neil deGrasse Tyson is a big hypocrite. He talks about science and rationality, but he spends his evenings setting up leprechaun traps.

“Once this guy said to me, ‘Duh. I don’t know science.’ That guy sure didn’t know science. True story.” -Neil deGrasse Tyson