Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
What do you have to do to get on President Obama’s “enemies list“?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
What do you have to do to get on President Obama’s “enemies list“?
… possession of Anonymiss cookies.
… a three digit IQ.
… a better golf score than his (should cover just about everyone)
… possession of anything resembling a gun, a Bible, or Country Music.
…ask the wrong question…
…ask ANY question…
…ask not what your country can do for you…
…wonder who wrote the book of love…
Ask any dictator overseas – SO WHAT if Obama thinks badly of you? What is he going to do – whine louder? cancel your birthday? make you eat a school lunch?
…letting the NSA get your Emails before you crash your hard drives.
What do you have to do to get on President Obama’s “enemies list“?
Exist.
What do you have to do to get on President Obama’s “enemies list“?
Actually, he only maintains a “Not Enemy” list, saves paper.
…Remind him that Harry Reid, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, Sandra Fluke, Joe Biden, Wendy Davis, Al Sharpton, Lois Lerner et al are all on HIS side!
…a dearth of Melanin.
What do you have to do to get on President Obama’s “enemies list“?
If you have to ask, you are probably already on it.
What do you have to do to get on President Obama’s “enemies list“?
Discuss the illegality of the “foot wedge”.
@7 You left out Ethan Krupp. http://dailycaller.com/2013/12/19/obamacares-pajama-boy-was-accused-of-racism-anti-semitism/
W O R K !
What do you have to do to get on President Obama’s “enemies list“?
You did fill out those census forms, didn’t you?
Non-compliance.
Not making him the center of attention.
Holding a fundraiser and not inviting him.
Hide the cookies.
By being insufficiently obsequious.
call him a sh*tty golfer
By leaving a bucket laying around.
Meeting his eyes, failing to bow, or turning your back on him as you leave the room.
Nothing…it’s all random chance.
Be a better man than he…so…pretty much anything worth doing.
…refusing to allow John, the technician from windows tech support, access to your computer files.
Produce wealth.
Have a job in the private sector.
We’re doing it right here.
…by being racist. -And when I say ‘being racist’ I mean disagreeing with him.
Suggest to Michelle that tofu dogburgers would be healthier.
Offer him the cover of Cigar Afficionado, smoking a Churchhill.
Not be on the terrorist’s enemies list.
Posing one to two hundred Straight Line of the Day queries.
Hey, relax, after Mother Teresa made it you’re already on it.
Teach your dog not to take cookies from strangers.
…by not letting him be clear on something.
…listen to AM radio.
…don’t judge SLOTD in a timely manner. Oh, nevermind…
Claim you built something.
Claim you were born here.
Tell him he can take his Obamacare and shove it up his aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Claim that not everything is about him.
Eat the last cookie.
Suggest that he follow the same rules, regulations and laws as the rest of us.
Point out that the Urban Dictionary definition of SCOAMF is nothing but a picture of him.
By not giving him enough room to pivot.
Go from ass-kissin’ to Atkisson.
Do him a favor so you’re off his s*** list ( which everyone’s on, by default).
Be
(a) a plumber or a Wilson named Joe;
or
(b) a rodeo clown;
or
(c) None of the above;
or
(d) a derringer.
Suggest he isn’t God.
“Friend” him on Facebook — because everything’s its opposite with this weirdo. (“The economy’s strong, Obamacare’s working,” etc.)
. . . (“There’s not a smidgen of evidence” of corruption at the IRS) . . .
… Tell him you love your dog… and then don’t give him the recipe when he asks.
… Refuse to let him be clear.
… Read ‘Suffer Not The King” at a poetry slam.
#39 – Karen,
Did you mean “Suffer Not the Old King” by Kipling?
I looked it up – it’s Awesome! (and scary).
…breathe. (non-breathers make more reliable voters)
I posted the winners here: http://www.nukingpolitics.com/2014/11/nuke-punchline-jfk-wants-to-change-his.html
Go and see if you won cookies at 12:30 EST 🙂
@42 – Anonymiss – Thank you…
Link post scheduled for 12:35
Think for yourself….
Bad mouth MO’s superior intellect and dietary decision making
blatantly eat chocolate chip cookies will speaking ill of raisins and walnuts
What Do You Have to Do to Get on President Obama’s “Enemies List”?
– be part of the 53% (i.e., not part of the 47%)
– be white, male and straight and/or not disapprove of the same
– point out that he seems to know very little about the Constitution for a Constitutional scholar
– tell him that his legacy is crumbling faster than a gluten-free organic walnut cookie
– actually want to keep your doctor
– note that any assistant manager at McDonald’s has more executive experience that he does
– suggest that M’chel’s balls are bigger than his (they are)
Own your own business. Building stuff.