Astronomers now say that the galaxy we live in is actually 50% larger than originally thought.
Just waiting for some environmentalist to claim it’s due to expansion from galactic warming.
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… and there’s more dark matter than previously thought … and it’s ‘darker’ than previously thought … this is the way science is supposed to work, Libs. It’s never settled.
The article was hilarious. Kept talking about the “Monoceros Ring,” which my warped mind switched to “Unicorn Ring.” Then it talked about it being “puckered with grooves and ridges” and I just lost it. I think we can at least postulate that all these extra stars are coming from the same place that rainbows do.
… and there’s more dark matter than previously thought … and it’s ‘darker’ than previously thought … this is the way science is supposed to work, Libs. It’s never settled.
“And Leo is getting larrrrrrrger!”
Damnit, will they frickin’ settle the Science already!
referring to dark matter is just as racist as talking about black holes.
Clearly the result of over population. Also, it’s all BUSHES FAULT!
So now that they’ve been proven wrong, they’re going to change the name…right?
So now “The Big Bang Theory” will be replaced by “The Big Gulp Theory”..sugary drinks have caused the galaxy to become fatter.
It’s got to be illegal aliens sneaking in from the Andromeda galaxy.
No alien is illegal!!!11!!1!
The Milky Way is no longer Texas-sized, it’s bigger.
Cheers
The article was hilarious. Kept talking about the “Monoceros Ring,” which my warped mind switched to “Unicorn Ring.” Then it talked about it being “puckered with grooves and ridges” and I just lost it. I think we can at least postulate that all these extra stars are coming from the same place that rainbows do.