Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The DNC scheduled its first primary debate, where Hillary will face…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The DNC scheduled its first primary debate, where Hillary will face…
…Candy Crowley and a softball pitching machine.
Mecca, just like Obama.
…creeping ennui.
…an existential crisis.
…her worst fear, an intelligent, engaged electorate.
…a sacrificial lamb, staked out for evisceration.
…what, at this point, does it matter?
The DNC scheduled its first primary debate, where Hillary will face…
an almost certain Academy Award nomination.
more adulation then Hitler at Nurenberg.
some tough, probing questions on how horrible the Republicans are towards women.
The DNC scheduled its first primary debate, where Hillary will face…
the fact she won’t be getting $300,000 for empty platitudes and feigned glibness.
A microphone equipped walker.
a mirror.
…Monica. https://youtu.be/gk62UAM7Hpk
…difficult questions such as “Which of your many superlative attributes most qualifies you to be president?” and “How lucky would America be to have you as president?”
The DNC scheduled its first primary debate, where Hillary will face…
an array of challengers like:
Cosgood Creeps
Dr. Najib
Henry Bascombe
and
Old Mr. Withers.
. . . everything but the facts.
The DNC scheduled its first primary debate, where Hillary will face…
… pretty much everything except a lie detector, garlic, sunlight, and a real question.
…towards a teleprompter, which will not be accessible to the other “candidates”.
…hard hitting questions such as:
– how can one avoid becoming a stereotypical mother-in-law?
– how has becoming a grandmother changed her?
– how important is the middle class when it comes to keeping up her estate in Chappaqua while she is on the road?
– what are the primary colors in a box of crayons?
The DNC scheduled its first primary debate, where Hillary will face…plant into the table while snoring because why do these things have to be so late at night when all I want is to get a second helping of pudding and watch Matlock.
…where Hillary will face-down her opponents with her ugly face…
…attached to an ugly bag of mostly
waterfat!Nobody. Because no one will dare to challenge Her Inevitableness.
And if they do, they had better day out of Ft. Marcy Park.
her home internet server
The Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, and the Tooth Fairy…hey…they have at LEAST as many qualifications to be President as she does.
…those meddling kids!
…such a thorough and complete a$$kissing that she’ll have to get the next larger size of depends to allow for the swelling.
…who knows…who cares? At this point in time what difference does it make?
…a media with the unenviable task of putting lipstick on an old sow.
…competition from “South Park”, “Antiques Roadshow” and “NCIS” reruns.
…saying cansada to her supporters with a spanish accent.
…with her zombie appetite and not a brain in the room.
…with her and Biden blaming each other for the stage being child proofed. Meanwhile Biden is eating paste and she is falling down drunk again.
A Bilbo
… Her little brother Methuselah.
… a mirror. She will then spontaneously combust.
…Ambassador Stevens’ ghost (and three mysterious Banquo-like figures)?
(If only.)