Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The phrase that Hillary Clinton most often uses on the campaign trail…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The phrase that Hillary Clinton most often uses on the campaign trail…
…some folks think she is saying “Nobel”. Actually she is screaming “No! Bill”.
… Is anybody listening?
… Is anybody there?
… No, I’ve never starred in a Disney movie. Why do you ask?
…”I’ll get back to you after your check clears.”
…”Cash and carry”
…”Show me the money”
…”You got the money, honey, I got the time”
…”You know when it’s time to move on…if you turn a voter upside down and shake, and no money falls out, it’s time”
The phrase that Hillary Clinton most often uses on the campaign trail…
No controlling legal authority.
The phrase that Hillary Clinton most often uses on the campaign trail…
On advice of counsel I invoke my fifth amendment rights.
The phrase that Hillary Clinton most often uses on the campaign trail…
I am soooo smart, and they are soooo dumb.
The phrase that Hillary Clinton most often uses on the campaign trail…
Campaign like you stole it.
The phrase that Hillary Clinton most often uses on the campaign trail…
All your money belong us.
Mine was a version of DamnCat #3. Sneaky damn cats.
The phrase that Hillary Clinton most often uses on the campaign trail…
Ok, let us get this Yokel **** over with so I can go back to making money.
The phrase that Hillary Clinton most often uses on the campaign trail…
Is that Peon making fun of me?
…”Drive, Mario, I got places to be!”
…”Those blue signs indicate parking reserved for me.”
…”Hire the handicapped”.
…”Don’t you some day want a brain damaged president?”
…If it ain’t broke I’ll tax it until it is.
…Who’s your daddy?
…wobble, wobble, wobble, trips, Thunnnk!!! “If you tell me I should put some ice on that, Bill, I’m going to rip you into a same sex marriage”.
…Look at this face and listen to this voice and ask yourself who’s gonna call me at 3:00 am.
. . . is “I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!”
. . . starts with “eye of newt”
. . . is “What, me bribed?”
@16 – We already have one.
The phrase that Hillary Clinton most often uses on the campaign trail…
A) In Public: Someone has to speak for the middle class, the family values of this country.
B) To her staff: O.K., as soon as we blow out of these little gnome towns someone had better make sure the Limo doesn’t make me take more than 3 steps off the freakin’ airplane..and you, “what’s-your-name”, get on the phone RIGHT NOW and make absolutely sure that Bill knows that this is MY weekend at the house and if I so much as see him, he will be visiting Greg Norman for a few weeks again!!
The wheels on the bus keep flying off
flying off
flying off
The wheels on the bus keep flying off
all through the campaign.
…extra guac….
In Public:” Our American values need to be protected.”
To her staff: “Dino, Luigi…call China, tell them that they’re late on their contribution to the Clinton Foundation. Remind them that bad things can happen when they don’t make their..contribution. I Mean, it would be a shame if “someone” started noticing their human rights violations, aggression against enemies, and such.”
I refuse to answer on the advice of my counsel.
If you thought I could raise money for access at Secretary of State, you ain’t seen nothing yet.
if that schmuck of a husband of mine can fool you morons TWICE, so can I!!!!!!!!!!!!!
…there’s no proof!!11!1!!!!1!
She swears a lot, so, the F-bomb is #1.
Je suis Barley. And hops. And wheat. And cereal grain.
… I don’t recall…. I don’t recall… I don’t recall………
…”I said MORE children in the stew, Damn it!!!”
…”You’re fired, you useless Bitch, er, I mean please don’t stand in my sight line”
…”This is no where near as much fun as West Wing made it out to be”
…”Where the hell is Jimmy Smits? I need some man cake”
…”You There! Fetch me my tea. And, that O’Malley guy, take care of him”
“No wire hangers!!!”