Straight Line of the Day: The Phrase That Hillary Clinton Most Often Uses on the Campaign Trail…

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The phrase that Hillary Clinton most often uses on the campaign trail…

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  1. …”Cash and carry”

    …”Show me the money”

    …”You got the money, honey, I got the time”

    …”You know when it’s time to move on…if you turn a voter upside down and shake, and no money falls out, it’s time”

  2. …If it ain’t broke I’ll tax it until it is.

    …Who’s your daddy?

    …wobble, wobble, wobble, trips, Thunnnk!!! “If you tell me I should put some ice on that, Bill, I’m going to rip you into a same sex marriage”.

    …Look at this face and listen to this voice and ask yourself who’s gonna call me at 3:00 am.

  3. The phrase that Hillary Clinton most often uses on the campaign trail…

    A) In Public: Someone has to speak for the middle class, the family values of this country.

    B) To her staff: O.K., as soon as we blow out of these little gnome towns someone had better make sure the Limo doesn’t make me take more than 3 steps off the freakin’ airplane..and you, “what’s-your-name”, get on the phone RIGHT NOW and make absolutely sure that Bill knows that this is MY weekend at the house and if I so much as see him, he will be visiting Greg Norman for a few weeks again!!

  4. In Public:” Our American values need to be protected.”

    To her staff: “Dino, Luigi…call China, tell them that they’re late on their contribution to the Clinton Foundation. Remind them that bad things can happen when they don’t make their..contribution. I Mean, it would be a shame if “someone” started noticing their human rights violations, aggression against enemies, and such.”

  5. …”I said MORE children in the stew, Damn it!!!”

    …”You’re fired, you useless Bitch, er, I mean please don’t stand in my sight line”

    …”This is no where near as much fun as West Wing made it out to be”

    …”Where the hell is Jimmy Smits? I need some man cake”

    …”You There! Fetch me my tea. And, that O’Malley guy, take care of him”

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