Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The Ayatollah has toned down his rhetoric. Instead of calling for “Death to America!“, he’s just calling for…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The Ayatollah has toned down his rhetoric. Instead of calling for “Death to America!“, he’s just calling for…
…wedgies, swirlies and noogies.
… mild discomfort.
… the heartbreak of psoriasis.
… a Mannix or Columbo marathon.
… The Comfy Chair!!!
… sheiknado!
… Americans to gather together, in a display of unity, all across the nation. They should gather in pre-selected venues designed for high density, perhaps on the anniversary of 9-11, and stay there until the Ayatollah can give each community a “special gift”.
…death to Americans. The illegal “undocumented” occupants and the foreign spies can stay.
The Ayatollah has toned down his rhetoric. Instead of calling for “Death to America!“, he’s just calling for…
nasty paper cuts!
more liberal progressivism!
irritable Bowel Syndrome to AMerica!
The Ayatollah has toned down his rhetoric. Instead of calling for “Death to America!“, he’s just calling for…
the repeal of the 22nd Amendment.
a long period of low pressure coupled with high humidity and a chance of tornadoes.
another season of “the View”.
…a big gaping hole between Canada and Mexico.
The Ayatollah has toned down his rhetoric. Instead of calling for “Death to America!“, he’s just calling for…
car 54, where are you?
…potato blight.
…Hillary 2016 !!! (Same outcome, less rhetoric)
… an increase in political koranectness.
… a new cartoon hero, “Decapitan America.”
The Ayatollah has toned down his rhetoric. Instead of calling for “Death to America!“, he’s just calling for…
…embarrassment to Caitlyn.
… “Death to the guy who lives at 3446 West Main Street, Dayton, Ohio.” One step at a time.
… endless Star Wars sequels and prequels.
… a nation of Sandra Flukes governed by a bureaucracy full of Lois Lerners.
The Ayatollah has toned down his rhetoric. Instead of calling for “Death to America!“, he’s just calling for…
..grief to teh gheys.
…that Apple pay artists during customer free trials of Apple music.
…hangnails and hemorrhoids for the Great Satan!
Death to that country between Mexico and Canada.
Great discomfort to the Great Satan!
@11 DamnCat: That does it! This means WAR!
Free the potatoes!!111110011!!
…a dearth of Americans.
…us to have the option of Obama approved lunches.
…his lost cat, Dethtu Amareeka.
…an influx of Irish men.
…a beer, bacon and toilet paper famine.
The Ayatollah has toned down his rhetoric. Instead of calling for “Death to America!“, he’s just calling for…
…. whomever cancelled Firefly.
I’m with ya, Jimmy #22. Remember the Maine Potato Episode!!
http://www.historybyzim.com/2012/03/the-maine-potato-episode/
“Vote for Democrats!” -The result is the same in the long run.
…America to go away, or he will taunt us a second time… and fart in our general direction.
Crabby! That is a great story. Thanks for sharing it!
The Ayatollah has toned down his rhetoric. Instead of calling for “Death to America!“, he’s just calling for…
FREE INSURANCE TO AMERICA! Yes we can!
… a more diverse trans-fatwa.
… the U.S. to be forced to be a permanent member of the U.N. — and play host to it, to boot.
…that the TV show “America’s Got Talent!” be replaced with one called “America Is Not Exceptional!”
…relatives in both countries must stop using Facebook, Twitter and Instagram to communicate with each other.
. . . two more terms for Obama as President
. . . Hillary Clinton’s voice to be used in all voice-response units for call centers
…complete cessation of all pistachio growing in the U.S. (since the seed came from Iran). Along with allowing their nuke’s, we must buy only Iranian pistachios.
…no more criticism of the depressed Iranian taxi cab driver.
…Bitch-slap America!
The Ayatollah has toned down his rhetoric. Instead of calling for “Death to America!“, he’s just calling for…
… more subtle death panels.
… mandatory Mooch menus in every restaurant.
… only two cable stations, MSLSD and Al Jazeera.