Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
To stop climate change, President Obama issued an executive order to…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
To stop climate change, President Obama issued an executive order to…
…retroactively filter all climate data… FIRST!
…have every American turn on their air conditioner and open their windows.
To stop climate change, President Obama issued an executive order to…
dress up his foot stomping and breath holding in more grown-up sounding language.
have the IRS examine Mother Nature’s past tax returns.
have humans stop breeding. Amazingly similar to college Feminists new rules on college campuses.
…mandate that all Americans follow the edict of the Pope…except for the anti-abortion part.
…inject the climate with a massive dose of Botox – that’ll hold it for a while…
…burn all climate deniers at the stake….no, burning is out, but hangin’s too good for ’em…I know – force them to work as community climate organizers!
…stop eating beef, and not resume this sinful activity until the Kobe cows come home.
…ban Chinese butterflies from flapping their wings.
…force the newly reformed Weather Underground to recruit the weather.
…turn the US into a freak show and make Mother Nature pay admission plus having a three feet of sea level drink minimum.
To stop climate change, President Obama issued an executive order to…
allow the country to be overrun with scummy 3rd world invaders….oh wait, he already did that.
give nukes to our greatest enemy so they can kill 2/3 of the population….oh wait, he already did that.
destroy the healthcare system so people die at 50….oh wait, he already did that.
put so many people on welfare that the country goes bankrupt and the ensuing civil war kills 2/3 of the population….oh wait, he already did that.
I give up.
…declare the Second Law of Thermodynamics null and void.
to destroy all of his campaign posters with the word “CHANGE” on them.
…grant Raytheon a ‘no bid’ contract to mass produce Neuralyzers to make people forget what the climate was yesterday.
To make the Pope an American citizen .
. . . forbid the tides to roll in
. . . ban the creation of wealth
… outlaw daily temperature cycles, annual seasonal cycles, and quadrennial presidential cycles: everything must remain status quo. He’ll delegate this to John Kerry, an expert at getting off cycles suddenly.
…put Brian Williams in charge of all climate-related reporting.
…expropriate the term “scientology” and self-identify as God of all lemmings…
To stop climate change, President Obama issued an executive order to…
…outdo Frank J. by nuking the sun.
…have everyone around the word watch Frozen at the same time.
To Stop Climate Change, President Obama Issued an Executive Oder while in the bathroom.
Oops, meant Executive Odor.
D’oh.