“To actually get something useful out of this deal would have taken major concessions on our part.”
Don’t get all this worry. Pretty unlikely Iran is going to nuke us. Maybe some other country, but not us.
As much as I think Trump is a clown and the least trustworthy person in the race, it would still be hard choice between him and Jeb.
I think we should err on the side of our questions to politicians being too tough versus worrying whether we’re nice.
Like our new house, but went to replace our air filters and there’s four of them and they’re each a different size.
Three of them require a step stool to reach. Just seems like that could be designed better.
How exactly does making military bases “gun free zones” make sense to anyone?
Wasn’t it Hillary’s husband who made military bases “gun free”? Someone asking her opinion on that? Are we allowed to ask her questions?
Remember weird gun policy stories from my dad in Vietnam where he had to take a gun to leave base and then hide it so he could go in the PX.
Do I need to draw up a Venn diagram of “people who obey signs” and “people intent on murder” or are we all aware what that looks like?
Is there some sort of registry where you can check if an employee of Gawker lives in your neighborhood?
There was a cobra loose in Austin, but it was found. Dead. Now I’m scared of WHAT KILLED THE COBRA!!!
Trump is a clown who says clown things? :surprised face emoji:
I can’t pretend outrage at anything Trump does. That would be like getting angry at a pig for rolling around in the mud. Expected behavior.
What I don’t get is that people like Trump because he “speaks his mind.” No he doesn’t. If he did, he’d say, “Look at me!” over and over.
Rhyming and meter is an invention of the white patriarchy to control speech! #NNPoetry
When you see how white Bernie Sanders supporters are, you realize the diversity of the Democrat Party is very segregated.
I guess you can say the Democrat Party is made up of a number of separate but equal racial special interests.
(they’re not actually equal)
Hear some people punish kids these days by taking away iPad and making them watch TV. Cruel. When kids are bad, I only give them an iPad 1.
I hope they chase all the white people out of the Democrat Party. Those people are awful.
In my dream world, we take every politician as seriously as we do Trump.
Innovation is nothing but disruptive to central planning.
So what caused the Gawker editors to resign? They got that same curse put on them the gypsies put on Angelus?
46 years ago we were able to go to the moon. We can’t do it anymore, though, because of OSHA regulations.
I assume MMFA is classified as hate group. Doesn’t seem psychologically healthy to spend all day focusing on things you hate.
Just being logical, there’s always going to be a bit of a morality problem with an organization that makes good money chopping up babies.
Uber, but for bad comparisons to Uber.
Airbnb, but for taxi cabs.
Being a Trump fan tells me you like partisan battles but don’t take the underlying ideas very seriously.
Trump is a conservative like Stephen Colbert is a conservative.
Trump is that birther nonsense again – the subset of the right who are as intellectually incoherent as the left.
I hate the establishment GOP and think they’re useless too. Doesn’t mean I’m going to prop up some noisy, left-wing clown.
You don’t see many on the left go after specific things Jesus said. There’s something refreshingly honest about that.
“Why should we listen to Jesus? He never even went to college.”
I never got all these music awards. Where are the music punishments for bad music?
I can’t believe all these troglodytes crying about “climate change.” Don’t be so closed minded that you hate and fear change.
“I don’t want the climate to change. I like it back like it was in the 50s… when we kept minorities in their place.”
Shut up, racist!
“I’m going to murder a bunch of minorities! …Wait, I can get hate crime penalties in addition to execution? I’m going to rethink this…”
Rhyming and meter is an invention of the white patriarchy to control speech! #NNPoetry
Naw, everybody knows it was cats that invented rhythm: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JI7cIYcnTRU.
It makes sense if you hate military people.
Mongoose on the loose
Where are the music punishments for bad music?
I’m not sure where they are, but they probably involve having to listen to Bruce Springsteen.
“Where are the music punishments for bad music?”
You git yer picture on the cover of the Rolling Stone. Get 5 copies for yer mutha!
“Just being logical, there’s always going to be a bit of a morality problem with an organization that makes good money chopping up babies.”
Not if you don’t care they are killing babies in the first place. So how much of a moral problem could it be in selling the results?
“Don’t get all this worry. Pretty unlikely Iran is going to nuke us. Maybe some other country, but not us.”
True, I would probably put off that vacation in Tel Aviv though.
No, President Bush’s Deputy SECDEF was the one who signed that pile of excrement in 1992. It was renewed in 2011, amazingly.
Trumps a clown. Yes it’s quite normal for clowns to be worth $9 billion dollars. He just an ordinary clown. He not smart or anything. No. And a horrible businessman, too. Only being worth $9 billion and all. What a failure. What a clown.
And he’s like Steven Colbert. ‘Cause Colbert is anti-illegal immigration, anti-abortion, anti-big government, pro-second amendment. Yeah, that’s got to be it.
After all Trump used to be a democrat. Reagan used to be a democrat too, and he was a horrible President. Right Frank J?
Random thought: How much is the Chamber of Commerce and the Jeb campaign paying Frank J to bash Trump?
Strange world we live in where a political satirist thinks telling the truth about things makes you a clown. (And believes what’s being reported by the media…)
It really doesn’t matter what “republican” is a bigger clown, whoever has a D after their name will get the welfare/illegal invader vote (and 1/3 of them will vote at least twice) and they’ll win, just like the current clown did…twice. It took them almost 50 years but the goal of the welfare state has been met.
I enjoy Trump’s candidacy a whole heck of a lot more than FrankJ does, but it’s been made abundantly clear since 2008 that he (FrankJ) forms his opinions based on his values and intelligence, and on people’s own actual statements, and not on what’s being reported in the media of which he is obviously suspicious. And, he’d probably brag if someone was paying him for help.
The cobra? It was killed by a hit and run driver.
I heard it bit Chuck Norris.
“Don’t get all this worry. Pretty unlikely Iran is going to nuke us. Maybe some other country, but not us.”
Damn. That’s cold…. not to mention dangerously short sighted. “Death to America” is Iran’s equivalent of “E Plutibus Unum”. Maybe we aren’t their first target, but the US is certainly their second target. Being second on their list doesn’t seem like a great risk control measure to me.