We have a problem America. Or ‘Merca. Or the U S of A. Or, the Fifty Oppressive White People States. Whatever you people call yourselves now.
Anyway, that problem is the mercurial nature of definitions. I mean, it’s gotten really bad. Like…you can’t even define a woman any more. And forget an African American. Apparently you can choose your “race” and sex all willy nilly and nature has nothing to say about it any more.
Too bad the dinosaurs didn’t have that ability. They could have avoided the whole extinction thing by self-identifying as birds or something. You know, since they apparently had feathers. Which ironically makes them more birds than a fake fro makes Rachel Dolezal a black woman. Or fake whatycallits makes Bruce Jenner a woman.
But the one redefinition, or re-branding if-you-will, that makes absolutely no sense is the left calling themselves “liberal”. Seriously…just stop. We’ve had enough. Y’all aren’t liberal about anything except the boundaries of your lunacy. I mean, think about it. “Oh, look at me, I’m a liberal and I love freedom because I love huge government that tells me what freedom is and isn’t”.
Seriously? That isn’t liberal. I mean, super-liberal himself Thomas Jefferson would be spinning in his grave. Trying to get into his Super Liberal costume no doubt, but it’s a grave. Way less room than a phone booth.
It’s really time for my fellow, whatevers, to start calling a spade a spade. A man is a man. A woman is a woman. A white American is an American. A black American is an American. Rachel Dolezal is a weirdo. Bruce Jenner is some sort of creature or something. A “liberal” is actually a leftist. Or a progressive. Those are synonyms.
I mean, if we don’t have actual definitions for things, then how do we know what anything is?
(Cross posted at Nuking Politics )

Bruce Jenner is just a sad confused man who needed help and all he got was exploited. Dolezal is just a nut and should be commited to get help.
I self-identify as a millionaire. Sadly, my creditors refuse to acknowledge my truth.
Those that control the language control the culture. [Check out the Protein Wisdom website] People may think they can self define, but in the end it will be your social betters will define them most certainly to their benefit not yours.
Who won the Olympic decathlon in 1976. I’m thinking of going on Jeopardy and can’t find a definitive answer.
Be sure to phrase it in the proper form of a question, “What was Bruce Jenner?”
We haven’t been allowed to call a spade a spade for years now.
Bruce Jenner was a man 40 years ago and Bruce Jenner was a man 5 minutes ago and Bruce Jenner will be a man in a hundred years. The only difference then will be he’s a dead man.
I identify as an illegal immigrant, therefore no laws apply to me except ones that give me free stuff.
…and a “leftist” or “progressive” is just a re-branding of the good ol’ communist.
@ 7 Don’t forget “community organizing”
This struggle must be organised, according to “all the rules of the art”, by people who are professionally engaged in revolutionary activity. The fact that the masses are spontaneously being drawn into the movement does not make the organisation of this struggle less necessary. On the contrary, it makes it more necessary.
A newspaper is not only a collective propagandist and a collective agitator, it is also a collective organizer.
Lenin
I largely stopped using liberal awhile back. It’s progressivism, and it’s an offshoot of collectivism. Same tree that hold the branches of fascism, socialism, communism, statism, and most despotism – where the greater good of the State and collective is higher priority than the good and rights of the individual.
As for this stupid redefining of everything – I harken back to the old maxim, “If tails are legs, how many legs does a dog have?” The answer is four, because CALLING a tail a leg doesn’t MAKE it one. Asserting your subjective as the objective is called playing in make-believe land.
Beat a man over the head long enough and he’ll call a tail anything you want him to. Isn’t the words for that Adversion therapy?
*Dogs have 2 legs, and 2 arms, so do cats.
The question you have to ask a
liberalObama voter is:”How many uterus…es does a woman have”? When they say one, say, EXACTLY!@11:
Dogs have four legs, so do cats;
That’s an example of “That-is-that”s.
You can’t buy womanhood from “Ute-R-Us”
Excluding hermaphrodites, you can’t neuter us.
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The Pajama-Boy Fluking of America continues apace.
@12 Cats have hands and feet, therefore, they have arms and legs. Cats do things with their hands that they don’t do with their feet, just like people. Dogs, although totally inferior to cats, do too. My cat of 18 years very often ate her food, one piece at a time, with her right hand, never her left. So not only do they have hands like us, they are also right/left handed.
There is gender inequality in health care, I went to planned parenthood for an abortion the other day, I needed money so I figured I could make a deal to get half of what they sold it for. They told me I couldn’t get one just because I’m a MAN!!!11!!