Straight Line of the Day: If Joe Biden Runs, Expect His Running Mate to Be… Posted by Harvey on 10 September 2015, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. If Joe Biden runs, expect his running mate to be…
…comedy relief. …a primate. …everything Biden isn’t. …the perpetual bartender for his “Beer Summits”. Reply to this comment
… a drooling, mind-numbed moron, incapable of speaking intelligently about anything, virtually indistinguishable from Joe himself. … a roomba? Reply to this comment
…Jim Gaffigan, just to confuse the voters as to which candidate was being quoted. …an Hispanic, one with a high probability of being here legally. …Caitlyn Jenner, to court the crossover vote. …working hard to lose that heavy Russian accent, and to find a birth certificate. Reply to this comment
If Joe Biden runs, expect his running mate to be… expendable. another Socialist. species neutral. Reply to this comment
…a common yard rake. Can’t have the VP looking smarter than the POTUS. …a SQUIRREL! …a Russian secret weapon. …no one of importance Reply to this comment
… scatological: someone made the gross error of telling him he needed a Number Two to run with. Reply to this comment
…the “straight man” of the comedy duo. Consequently, ticket would be called “_____/Biden” because the straight man is usually listed first. Reply to this comment
…sworn in as President on Jan. 21, 2017, after President Biden is declared mentally unfit for the office on Day 1 …spending the campaign retracting and “clarifying” everything Biden says …the only one of the two of them entrusted with any nuclear launch codes …embarrassed to share the stage with him Reply to this comment
…comedy relief.
…a primate.
…everything Biden isn’t.
…the perpetual bartender for his “Beer Summits”.
Michelle Obama.
… a drooling, mind-numbed moron, incapable of speaking intelligently about anything, virtually indistinguishable from Joe himself.
… a roomba?
confused.
the first one to yell “shotgun”..
…humiliated by playing second chair to a third rate halfwit.
@6 DC, I was promised there would be no Math.
…Jim Gaffigan, just to confuse the voters as to which candidate was being quoted.
…an Hispanic, one with a high probability of being here legally.
…Caitlyn Jenner, to court the crossover vote.
…working hard to lose that heavy Russian accent, and to find a birth certificate.
Barry Soetoro
If Joe Biden runs, expect his running mate to be…
expendable.
another Socialist.
species neutral.
… full of sound, and furry, and signifying nothing.
Krusty the Clown, because they need someone serious to back Joe up.
His wife in a track suit.
…a common yard rake. Can’t have the VP looking smarter than the POTUS.
…a SQUIRREL!
…a Russian secret weapon.
…no one of importance
Running
Big Chief. Big Chief heap glad work with Runs With Foot In Mouth.
@11 Oppo, The furriest politician I have seen is Trump.
… scatological: someone made the gross error of telling him he needed a Number Two to run with.
…annoyed
Dead, if they vote Dem they can be elected as a Dem.
. . . a six-foot-tall invisible rabbit.
Barack Obama
If elected, Biden resigns.
…the “straight man” of the comedy duo. Consequently, ticket would be called “_____/Biden” because the straight man is usually listed first.
…sworn in as President on Jan. 21, 2017, after President Biden is declared mentally unfit for the office on Day 1
…spending the campaign retracting and “clarifying” everything Biden says
…the only one of the two of them entrusted with any nuclear launch codes
…embarrassed to share the stage with him