Health and Human Services Secretary Sylvia Burwell announced that the agency is spending $4.2 million to “enhance native language revitalization efforts”.

Meanwhile HHS itself still struggles with plain English.

The German Animal Protection Federation demanded the removal of all cowbells, saying they bring suffering to cows due to their heavy weight and deafening sound.

I’d sympathize, but I honestly don’t care how well my steak can hear.

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A new report shows that, amidst severe drought, some L.A. County supervisors have their cars washed 3 times a week.

I assume it’s to remove the finger-written “vote me out” tags.