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Archive of entries posted on 21st September 2015
Appropriate in a Different Context
Speaking on climate change, President Obama said “we’ve gotta move faster”.
Wish he’d say that about fixing the VA.
Hillary Clinton Terrible Truths
Loyal Moon Nuker HCG [High Praise!] suggested I revive Frank’s old “Hillary Clinton Terrible Truths” category for the new election season.
I gave it a shot, but I just couldn’t create a decent algorithm in my head for churning these out, so I’m not going make a series out of it.
But I came up with two. So maybe if you guys feel inspired, you can try to do better in the comments.
Hillary has never been able to walk through a remodeling project without stealing the “wet paint” signs.
Hillary doesn’t have time for your debates, as she’s too busy gathering her forces in Mordor.
Your turn…
Link of the Day: 4 Great Fiorina Quotes
[High Praise! to The Washington Examiner]
Fiorina enjoys “mic drop” moments at GOP debate
If nothing else, she is a phenomenal off-teleprompter speaker.
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
Doing My Part to Help the Border Patrol
The Obama administration announced it will grant legal status and halt deportations for thousands of citizens of Yemen.
Here’s a tip: don’t believe anyone who says “I’m from Yemen” in Spanish.
Obama Warned Us – Workers’ Rights
Read how the Obama administration is fighting to restore workers’ rights for millions of hard-working Americans. http://ofa.bo/s9Gb
“Because you deserve to know why employers will be less able to afford to hire you.”
Straight Line of the Day: A New Study Shows that Chimps Really Enjoy…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new study shows that chimps really enjoy…
Up, Up, and Away
Russia has announced a new initiative to send a spacecraft to the moon.
Why? Did they find some uninvaded Ukranians living there?