Loyal Moon Nuker HCG [High Praise!] suggested I revive Frank’s old “Hillary Clinton Terrible Truths” category for the new election season.

I gave it a shot, but I just couldn’t create a decent algorithm in my head for churning these out, so I’m not going make a series out of it.

But I came up with two. So maybe if you guys feel inspired, you can try to do better in the comments.

Hillary has never been able to walk through a remodeling project without stealing the “wet paint” signs.

Hillary doesn’t have time for your debates, as she’s too busy gathering her forces in Mordor.

Your turn…