The Illustrated Frank J: Nuke the Celestial Body!

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Appropriate in a Different Context

Speaking on climate change, President Obama said “we’ve gotta move faster”.

Wish he’d say that about fixing the VA.

Hillary Clinton Terrible Truths

Loyal Moon Nuker HCG [High Praise!] suggested I revive Frank’s old “Hillary Clinton Terrible Truths” category for the new election season.

I gave it a shot, but I just couldn’t create a decent algorithm in my head for churning these out, so I’m not going make a series out of it.

But I came up with two. So maybe if you guys feel inspired, you can try to do better in the comments.

Hillary has never been able to walk through a remodeling project without stealing the “wet paint” signs.

Hillary doesn’t have time for your debates, as she’s too busy gathering her forces in Mordor.

Your turn…

Link of the Day: 4 Great Fiorina Quotes

[High Praise! to The Washington Examiner]

Fiorina enjoys “mic drop” moments at GOP debate

If nothing else, she is a phenomenal off-teleprompter speaker.

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Doing My Part to Help the Border Patrol

The Obama administration announced it will grant legal status and halt deportations for thousands of citizens of Yemen.

Here’s a tip: don’t believe anyone who says “I’m from Yemen” in Spanish.

Obama Warned Us – Workers’ Rights

Read how the Obama administration is fighting to restore workers’ rights for millions of hard-working Americans. http://ofa.bo/s9Gb

@BarackObama

“Because you deserve to know why employers will be less able to afford to hire you.”

Straight Line of the Day: A New Study Shows that Chimps Really Enjoy…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

A new study shows that chimps really enjoy…

Up, Up, and Away

Russia has announced a new initiative to send a spacecraft to the moon.

Why? Did they find some uninvaded Ukranians living there?