The New Dark Ages

As one end-times “prepper” observed, “if the internet goes down, half the planet will come to a standstill”.

Yes, imagine how time-consuming it will be having to caption all your housecats by hand.

Quick Question

How come I never hear Muslims get accused of being Judeophobic?

Link of the Day: Author Apparently Assumes Women Are Too Dumb to Know the Difference Between a “Sales Pitch” and “Good Advice”.

[High Praise! to Mental Floss]

Selling Shame: 40 Outrageous Vintage Ads Any Woman Would Find Offensive

The commentary is insipid. Just enjoy the ads.

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Foresight Is Always 20/200

Turns out the EPA knew beforehand that their toxic spill in Colorado might happen.

And yes, you’ll get the same foresight & planning from the government under Obamacare.

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Obama Warned Us – Leave

Today President Obama is expanding access to paid sick leave for about 300,000 federal workers. http://ofa.bo/g9GU #LeadOnLeave

@BarackObama

“Now government workers can get paid not to do their jobs when they’re NOT at work, too.”

Straight Line of the Day: Russia Is Building a New Secret Weapon…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Russia is building a new secret weapon…

Mixed Feelings

In a clumsy effort at praise, US News & World Report said “thanks to Obama, the military will never be the same again”.

Speaking as one who served back when America was allowed to win wars, I both fear they’re right and hope they’re wrong.