The Illustrated Frank J: Gumpian

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Fuzzy on the “Values” Part

In a speech about “middle-class values”, President Obama proposed a tax increase on the wealthiest 2%.

Apparently he wants the rich to have middle class values too, so he’s taxing them down to a middle-class income.

I Took All These Steps, and It STILL Leaks

[High Praise! to Neatorama]

CAUTION: Contains toilet humor:

Jeff Wysaski’s Obvious Plant series adds helpful hints and reviews to stores, always carefully designed and printed to look like they’re real. Most recently, Wysaski switched the toilet troubleshooting guide at a Home Depot hardware store with one that’s a bit less practical.

Link of the Day: Batman’s Ultimate Fate

[High Praise! to Dinosaur Comics]

Fight Crime Smarter, Not Harder

Also, when you’re done reading, hover your mouse over the comic and read the alt text.

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

It’s a Big Farsi Deal

Nancy Pelosi celebrated the Iran nuclear deal, saying “This is historic. This is grand.”

Uh huh. So was the docking of the Hindenburg.

Obama Warned Us – Climate

“No challenge poses a greater threat to our future than climate change.” —President Obama http://ofa.bo/g9DR #ActOnClimate

@BarackObama

“Except climate stagnation. So if that ever becomes a thing, I totally called it. #FTW”

Straight Line of the Day: During a Speech at the UN, President Obama…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

During a speech at the UN, President Obama…

Kneel Before Zod!

Former DNC Chair Howard Dean blamed Hillary’s email problems on the press, saying they wanted her to “humble” herself before them.

Not at all. She could’ve told the truth as arrogantly as she wanted to.