promised that the transformation of America was proceeding as planned and that there was nothing anyone could do that will prevent its eventual destruction! Then he laughed manically.
Suddenly screamed, “I have 1.21 Gigawatts of Power!” And shot bolts of lightening from his fingertips at Luke all the while grinning and laughing menacingly.
Meh. I think I’ve hit that point where I’m tired of making Obama jokes. It’s like beating up the slow kid…sure it’s fun…but what have you really accomplished?
Joined Iran, Syria, and Russia in a symbolic 60 minute “death to America” chant for world peace.
…”I will not rest until…” Putin sent him to take a nap.
…apologized.
During a speech at the UN, President Obama…
promised that the transformation of America was proceeding as planned and that there was nothing anyone could do that will prevent its eventual destruction! Then he laughed manically.
…bent backwards and touched the floor with his palms, demonstrating to Vladimir Putin his new-found flexibility.
During a speech at the UN, President Obama…
…said, “excuse me while I whip this out”
…declared congress null and void.
…continued to throw the U.S. under the world bus.
Suddenly screamed, “I have 1.21 Gigawatts of Power!” And shot bolts of lightening from his fingertips at Luke all the while grinning and laughing menacingly.
Unlike “W”, actually produced clouds of sulfur and winged demons.
Looked loving into Vlad’s eyes and softly spoke thus, “You put the shama lama ding dong in my shoobie doobie doo.”
…promised peace in the Mid East by having them send all of their terrorists to European and North American drop boxes.
…dared ISIS to “Bring it on.” “To Chicago.” “Please.”
…declared that those UNCOLA commercials back in his youth were racist, seceded from the UN.
… was filled with the spirit of Woodrow Wilson, while the delegates were filled with the spirit of Rep. Joe Wilson.
…said “If you like your hijab, you can keep your hijab…If you don’t like your hijab, you’ll get used to it eventually.”
… showed that America has become the Arsenio of democracy.
(or should that be, “arse ‘n’ all”?)
… asked, “Where’s my Niger at?”
… offered two free year’s credit monitoring for anyone who had communicated with Hillary Clinton.
During a speech at the UN, President Obama…
foamed at the mouth then fell over backwards.
had to be excused from the podium to attend the noon call to prayers.
had a hard time keeping his right hand down, as if it had a life of its own and wanted to raise into a Nazi salute.
During a speech at the UN, President Obama…
referred to the delegates as “My future fellow Americans”.
… referred about two hundred and fifty times to the fact that the current Secretary-General’s term will end on December 31, 2016.
…bowed…and bowed again…and again…and again…and again…and again…and again……
… was not at all nervous about speaking in front of the audience, but kept picturing them naked anyway for some reason.
… gave them, as usual, one read line after another.
Meh. I think I’ve hit that point where I’m tired of making Obama jokes. It’s like beating up the slow kid…sure it’s fun…but what have you really accomplished?
…said, “If I had a Pope, he’d look like Francis”.
During a Speech at the UN, President Obama…declared how much he liked the Bachi Boys of Pakistan.
…was asked what time it was. Pointing to the Muslim boy at his left, he says “Ask my clock”.
. . . when asked what time it was, said, “Tee time. See ya later,” and left in a golf cart.
During a speech at the UN, President Obama…
Got POed when only two minutes in, the delegate from Framistan stood up and yelled, “Bingo!”
Asked if the UN Dictator For Life job would still be available in a year and a half.
Demanded that the ushers pass out No-Doz
…. actually managed to bow 192 times, while not breaking stride.