The arrest of a drug smuggler in scuba gear led to the discovery of a tunnel from Mexico that’s partially underwater and ends in a canal.
I’m surprised Obama didn’t declare it a federally-protected wetland.
Archive of entries posted on 5th September 2015
Link of the Day: Neil Armstrong – Awesome Astronaut, Poor Enunciator
Did Neil Armstrong really say, ‘That’s one small step for a man’?
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G-Rated Fight Club
Not Buying Their Concern
The newly-released Islamic Climate Declaration says that the world’s 1.6 billion Muslims have a religious duty to fight climate change.
Huh… so what’s the carbon footprint on a bomb belt?
Promoted Comment: Aggressions!
CayleyGraph [High Praise!] takes “microaggressions” to the next level:
I think the next frontier in offense will be the study of nanoaggressions: nonverbal communication that a person could use to express contempt for an oppressed group, but that are too subtle to qualify as a microaggression.
Currently Identified Nanoaggressions
1. Yawning
2. Coughing
3. Making eye contact
4. Breaking eye contact
5. Faking eye contact
6. Slaking eye contact
7. Exhaling
There have also been exciting breakthroughs in the realm of femtoaggressions: Quantum uncertainty comes into play at that scale, so it is impossible to simultaneously know the race and sexuality of a femtoaggression.
The idea of an attoaggression is, of course, just an offensive attempt by bigots to trivialize the concept of prefixaggressions with satire. I dare say even mentioning it counts as a milliaggression.