The Illustrated Frank J: Apple Pencil

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It’s Weird to Me That It’s Not Spelled Like Pigeon

Asked if the Iran deal meant he was anti-semitic, President Obama said “there’s not a smidgen of evidence for it”.

Uh huh. Like the “not a smidgen of corruption” at the IRS?

And So It Grows

[High Praise! to After Math]

Link of the Day: Vocabulary Lesson

[High Praise! to Springer’s Blog]

“Spontaneous” … Hillary Learns A New Word

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Late Stages

Researchers have developed a new voice test that can detect the early signs of Alzheimer’s.

Hillary tested positive, but she insists it’s just a case of campaign promises.

Obama Warned Us – No Secrets

Under the #IranDeal, Iran can’t build a secret nuclear weapon. Learn more: http://ofa.bo/e52X

@BarackObama

“Actually, it’s more that they WON’T build a secret nuclear weapon, because they’re so unafraid of us, they don’t care if we find out.”

Straight Line of the Day: Bernie Sanders Is REALLY Angry Because…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Bernie Sanders is REALLY angry because…

Talk Like a Pirate Day – 24 Hour Notice

Most times I forget about Talk Like a Pirate Day until September 20th, and feel frustrated that I missed it.

I’m sure I’m not alone.

Now you’ve been warned, so polish up your eye patches, and await the next dawn…

UPDATE: just to be perfectly clear, I have an open thread post on the topic scheduled for tomorrow at 7am. Let the eager anticipation begin…

This Is The End

A new survey shows that 40% think that the human race will eventually be wiped out by machines.

The other 60% think the EPA’s coal rules will stop them by taking away their electricity first.