Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Bernie Sanders is REALLY angry because…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Bernie Sanders is REALLY angry because…
…his hair doesn’t attract near the attention that Trump’s does.
…Joe Biden could really foul up a sweet deal for him.
…of income disparity. Compared to Trump’s earnings, his own $174,000 a year salary is peanuts!
… people keep confusing him with that more popular capitalist, Colonel Sanders.
..he can’t remember how to get to Iowa. Singing the song “Do You Know the Way to Davenport” is not really catching on.
… Hilary keeps stealing his best pantsuit ideas.
He heard someone at his rest home got a bigger serving of lime Jello than he did.
…he can’t seem to lock down key endorsements from Eugene Debs and WEB Dubois…
…Carly stole his chance to be “Secretariat” – “Comrade” is a poor second.
..”From each according to their abilities…” means the Democrats aren’t looking for him to do much of anything…
…if he is not angry or miserable about something he feels he’s not being productive.
…he’s not as clean and articulate as Obama
…because he would’ve gotten away with it if it weren’t for those darn kids.
…because people keep confusing the hip and relevant “Bernie” with the equally hip and relevant “Mr. Burns.”
… Cuba’s gone soft, opening relations with the U.S.
Bernie Sanders is REALLY angry because… of all these damn kids on my lawn! *shakes fist angrily*
… #SocialistLivesMadder.
… his flux capacitor is broken.
… his campaign manager said he shouldn’t run as an “In Depends”-ant.
…that typo that listed his (only) accomplishment as his role in Brian’s Song was just corrected.
…he left his corked shuffleboard stick back in Des Moines.
…that hooligan Trump keeps airing ads during his nightly Murder She Wrote wankfest.
…forty years of sitting on a paperback copy of Catcher In The Rye makes you cranky. Finding out every last one of your supporters carries a copy with them means you’re all bat chit crazy. And Pheeble minded.
@ Dohtimes – your 3rd one made me LOL. Bacon to you, sir! ~~~
…..that the only “job” he’s ever had doesn’t pay enough to put him in his 90% tax bracket.
his favorite brand of deodorant was inexplicably discontinued.
Bernie Sanders is REALLY angry because…
he no longer has a corner on the market for “Crazy Old Socialist” anymore.
the world is round it turns him on….
why not?
…people are looking at his ugly face. Would ANYONE vote for a face like that?
Bernie Sanders is REALLY angry because…
the Blue Plate Special at his favorite eatery was taken down because of the introduction of the $15.00 minimum wage.
…because he’s a socialist and they are always angry.
…because He wanted to have a weekend at Bernies but after learning what the movie was about was afraid to invite Hillary.
Bernie Sanders is REALLY angry because…
… the media isn’t showing any interest in his finding Hillary’s Roswell “birth” certificate.
… he is so insignificant that he wasn’t invited to the next Fort Marcy Park picnic.
… to quote Jon Lovitz, “I can’t believe I’m losing to this womyn.”
… Suicide Hotline hung up on him.
…someone left their Preparation H next to his Fixodent.
… Jurassic Park called, and they want to clone Bernie to make him an exhibit.
… all the kids say Hillary is phat and Biden is dope.
… his proposed bumper stickers, “Whither America?” came back from the printer saying “Wither America.”
… some hacker revealed the cheating profile he submitted to Dolly Madison.
…..everyone is starting to call him Bernie Fife.