And Carry a Big Twig

The Obama administration has delivered a warning to Beijing about the presence of Chinese government agents operating secretly in the United States.

Yes, I’m sure they’re terrified: “Don’t make us do to you what we did to Iran!”

The Cure

[High Praise! to Liberal Logic 101]

Link of the Day: Huh… There Really WAS a Chef Boyardee

[High Praise! to Mental Floss]

6 Delicious Origin Stories of Kids’ Food Staples

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

More Green

$300 million later, California’s “green jobs” program has created only 1700 new positions.

Only one thing to do: spend another $300 million on a study to see what went wrong.

Obama Warned Us – Response

“If Iran violates this deal, we will have ample opportunity to respond.” – President Obama #IranDeal

@BarackObama

“Israel… less so…”

Straight Line of the Day: President Obama Declared That, From Now On, Mt. McKinley Will Be Known As…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

President Obama declared that, from now on, Mt. McKinley will be known as…

Equal Time

Hillary will be vacationing at a home in the Hamptons that rents for $50,000 a week.

See? This is the tragedy of income inequality: she can’t afford Martha’s Vineyard like Obama.