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Archive of entries posted on 16th September 2015
Time and a Place
Maine State Police said a driver attempting to take a “selfie” caused a car crash that left multiple people injured.
Come on fella, not while you’re driving. Save it for a state funeral.
Celebrating Early
Link of the Day: Over a Barrel
[High Praise! to Les of Nuking Politics]
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
In Summary
Hillary Clinton described the other GOP candidates as “just Trump without the pizzazz or the hair”.
And the Democrats are just Hillary without the pantsuits or the subpoenas.
Obama Warned Us – Unemployment
Good news: The unemployment rate fell to the lowest level since April 2008 last month http://go.wh.gov/AugustJobs
“Just don’t ask if their new jobs are better than their old ones.”
Straight Line of the Day: Unbelievable! Hillary Clinton Has Just Become the New Spokeswoman for…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Unbelievable! Hillary Clinton has just become the new spokeswoman for…
Also, “Recursive”
New research shows that the “smart pill” modafinil can improve the performance of healthy people on cognitive tasks.
For example, figuring out how to pronounce “modafinil”.