Side effects include numbness below the waist, twisted bowel syndrome, puffy extremities and swollen orifices. Not recommended for women who were pregnant, are pregnant, or, might become pregnant. Ask your doctor if modafinil is right for you or whether brainafreeza would be better.
“There are modafinil snakes on the modafinil plane!”
“Yip I.Q. A, modafinil.”
I wandered lonely Mensa cloud
That floats on high o’er ales and pills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host of old modafinil
Well… I see the drug is working fine for Oppo…
I’m already smart enough to say “Smart pill? Here, you take it first.”
What red light through yonder window breaks? Hillary sayest to randy Bill. A wanton hussy, I darest say, and whats modafinil.
Side effects include numbness below the waist, twisted bowel syndrome, puffy extremities and swollen orifices. Not recommended for women who were pregnant, are pregnant, or, might become pregnant. Ask your doctor if modafinil is right for you or whether brainafreeza would be better.
Research shows “Meth” can enhance a persons physical strength. Let’s all take that!
If you remain cognitive for more than 4 hours, please seek medical attention.
So we have pills for healthy people.
You’re the epitome of health. Take 2 and call me in the morning.
mo’ daffy nil?
If it were really a smart pill it would change its name.
Ask your doctor how modafinil can improve your performance on cognitive tasks!!111!!
CLICK!
Did you take the drug modafinil and develop brain tumors and moderate to severe plaque psoriasis? You may be entitled to $70 billion!!11!!
(Firefox says modafinil is misspelled in the 2nd line but not the first….)