Hillary Clinton is expected to give a major speech Thursday on Satanism to dispel any rumors about the religion that might be hurting her candidacy.

One of the better known comedies of a famous playwright shrew is “The Taming of the Hillary.”

If Hillary Clinton is elected president, her first task for the CIA will be locating Smurf Village.

Hillary’s icy demeanor can be traced back to an earlier tragedy when a house fell on her sister.

Scientist predict that if Hillary were Pinocchio, she’d be in intense pain right now from her nose tip being burnt by Alpha Centauri.

Hillary Clinton vows to hunt down and destroy any terrorist organization that hasn’t donated to her campaign.

Hillary Clinton wishes the debates would focus less on things she doesn’t know like her position on giving driver’s licenses to illegal aliens and more on things she does know like the difficulty of setting puppies on fire.

If even one cough or sneeze in the audience at a Hillary Clinton event is unscripted, she spend the next hour in a back room screaming and tearing chunks of flesh from her staffers.

Confused by what a soul food restaurant is, when asked for her order at one Hillary replied, “I’ll swallow your soul!” She did not leave a tip.

If America is every attacked by zombies, you can expect Hillary Clinton to be one of the first out fighting them screaming, “Those brains are mine! Mine!”

Hillary Clinton’s touring hospitals to promote her healthcare plan was hampered by the fact that when she is around sick people she can’t help but exclaim, “Suffering! Beautiful suffering!”

Many Democrats are hesitant about the Hillary candidacy because secretly they wonder if America is ready to elect pure evil.

When Hillary Clinton looks you in the eyes, it’s not a sign of respect. It means she’s hungry and wants to eat your eyeballs.

Hillary Clinton is for banning all guns and all bullets… especially silver ones.

The chest bursting scene from Alien is based on the delivery of the infant Hillary Rodham.