Hillary Clinton wishes the debates would focus less on things she doesn’t know like her position on giving driver’s licenses to illegal aliens and more on things she does know like the difficulty of setting puppies on fire.
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Hillary’s next slogan: “Souls CAN be extracted from aborted children. Ask me how!”
Everything she knows about setting puppies on fire she learned from helping Bill and Janet in Waco. Oh, wait, that wasn’t puppies. Close enough for her, I guess.
Hey…so what’s your problem with Waco? These were religious people UNACCEPTABLE and they had guns TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE!!! So, the Clintons and Chewbacca did the only thing left to them…they torched them!
She can’t keep her puppies lit? Sheesh! How can we trust someone to actually run the country if she can’t handle a simple task like burning puppies?
Yo! Hilldog! Add axle grease to the kerosene, it’ll help the flaming fuel stick to the fur!
These things are SO simple… if they would just ask me, I’d be glad to help ’em out!
Grousie
Hillary’s next slogan: “Souls CAN be extracted from aborted children. Ask me how!”
Everything she knows about setting puppies on fire she learned from helping Bill and Janet in Waco. Oh, wait, that wasn’t puppies. Close enough for her, I guess.
Hey…so what’s your problem with Waco? These were religious people UNACCEPTABLE and they had guns TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE!!! So, the Clintons and Chewbacca did the only thing left to them…they torched them!
It’s NOT what she knows, or doesn’t know…
It’s what she POLLS, or doesn’t POLL!
She can’t keep her puppies lit? Sheesh! How can we trust someone to actually run the country if she can’t handle a simple task like burning puppies?
Yo! Hilldog! Add axle grease to the kerosene, it’ll help the flaming fuel stick to the fur!
These things are SO simple… if they would just ask me, I’d be glad to help ’em out!
Grousie