If She Loses, My Job Gets SO Much Harder

Looks like Hillary is riding a bumpy road in Iowa. In addition to the sagging polls, here are some other signs her campaign’s in trouble:


  • Started waterboarding hecklers to appear “more Presidential”.
  • Out of desperation, challenged some redneck kid to a fiddle-playing contest.
  • Had to taze a bro.
  • Hired Kos
  • No, wait… that was Newsweek.
  • Went in against a Sicilian when death was on the line.
  • Tugged on Superman’s cape while spitting into the wind.
  • Rode a tank, held a general’s rank – still getting no sympathy.

Hiring Cam Cameron as her new campaign manager probably isn’t helping, either.