Bedtime at the Edwards house includes the nightly coin flip to see who gets to wear the French Maid costume.
Archive of entries posted on 21st November 2007
If She Loses, My Job Gets SO Much Harder
Looks like Hillary is riding a bumpy road in Iowa. In addition to the sagging polls, here are some other signs her campaign’s in trouble:
- Started waterboarding hecklers to appear “more Presidential”.
- Out of desperation, challenged some redneck kid to a fiddle-playing contest.
- Had to taze a bro.
- Hired Kos
- No, wait… that was Newsweek.
- Went in against a Sicilian when death was on the line.
- Tugged on Superman’s cape while spitting into the wind.
- Rode a tank, held a general’s rank – still getting no sympathy.
Hiring Cam Cameron as her new campaign manager probably isn’t helping, either.