Archive of entries posted on 22nd November 2007

Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact

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john edwards fabulous.jpgThings John Edwards is thankful for:
* Aquanet
* Pocket-sized mirrors
* Hair #56,823 (it’s his favorite)
* Silk
* Trailer trash juries
* Full-length mirrors
* Discreet, home-delivery of YM
* Chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and Midol (you know what I mean, girls)
* Vaguely reflective surfaces
* John Kerry’s rancid unlikability, which kept John from becoming a one-term historical footnote like Walter Mondale.
* No, not the CBS news anchor that preceded Dan Rather. I think you just proved my point.

By the way, a shiny new donkey to the person who guesses John Edwards’s pet name for Hair #56,823.

Daily Fred Thompson Fact

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In the Fred Thompson Presidency every day will seem like Thanksgiving, partly because there’ll be so much to be thankful for, but basically, if you value your life, you won’t even act like a turkey.