Any idea what happened to me?
Archive of entries posted on 25th November 2007
Hey! Who Stole the Free Ice Cream?
So, there’ve been some complaints about IMAO taking a 4-day weekend and posting nothing but Fun Facts about political candidates.
MY excuse was that – as the unloved Jason Alexander to Frank’s Seinfeld – I figured no one would notice or care if my long-winded posts about nothing became non-existent posts about nothing.
As for FRANK’S excuse, well – assuming you believe that he and I are actually two different people – therein lies a mystery.
Leaving me to indulge in idle speculations regarding Frank’s non-blog-related activities thusly:
- Attending a People’s Temple Leadership Seminar in Guyana
- Buying yellowcake in Niger, since he’s too impatient to wait for President Thompson to nuke the moon for him.
- Told SarahK that “yes, those jeans DO make you look fat.” Condition critical. Outlook grim.
- Busily crossing picket lines despite 2057 consecutive rejections by the Hollywood studios. Gotta love his spunky determination.
- On Broadway, lining up backers for “IMAO: The Musical”, which the Miami Herald recently described as “…like ‘Cats’, except without the all the annoying costumes, dancing, or talent.”
- At the Mayo Clinic, being cloned for Fred Thompson’s Ninja Stormtrooper Army of Death and Fun.
- Transporter accident during a freak ion storm. He’s now happily living In Frank’s World, and has no plans to return.
- Yes, he’s sporting a spiffy little goatee, now.
- Can’t blog. Punching hippies.
- Discovered “2D Portal“. Nuff said.
Feel free to do your own speculating in the comments.
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Daily Fred Thompson Fact
When they are in season, Fred Thompson enjoys hunting, killing, skinning and preparing fresh Balrog.