So, there’ve been some complaints about IMAO taking a 4-day weekend and posting nothing but Fun Facts about political candidates.
MY excuse was that – as the unloved Jason Alexander to Frank’s Seinfeld – I figured no one would notice or care if my long-winded posts about nothing became non-existent posts about nothing.
As for FRANK’S excuse, well – assuming you believe that he and I are actually two different people – therein lies a mystery.
Leaving me to indulge in idle speculations regarding Frank’s non-blog-related activities thusly:
- Attending a People’s Temple Leadership Seminar in Guyana
- Buying yellowcake in Niger, since he’s too impatient to wait for President Thompson to nuke the moon for him.
- Told SarahK that “yes, those jeans DO make you look fat.” Condition critical. Outlook grim.
- Busily crossing picket lines despite 2057 consecutive rejections by the Hollywood studios. Gotta love his spunky determination.
- On Broadway, lining up backers for “IMAO: The Musical”, which the Miami Herald recently described as “…like ‘Cats’, except without the all the annoying costumes, dancing, or talent.”
- At the Mayo Clinic, being cloned for Fred Thompson’s Ninja Stormtrooper Army of Death and Fun.
- Transporter accident during a freak ion storm. He’s now happily living In Frank’s World, and has no plans to return.
- Yes, he’s sporting a spiffy little goatee, now.
- Can’t blog. Punching hippies.
- Discovered “2D Portal“. Nuff said.
Feel free to do your own speculating in the comments.
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No time – the Simpsons are on!
*Read to much Ace of Spades, busy hunting hobos.
Maybe he’s busy with this
http://www.arcadeboredom.com/games/400/whack-your-boss.html
And if anyone gets #17 lemme know. I’m stuck at 16…lousy damn bosses.
I thought maybe he was being water boarded by the Edwards and/or Clinton campaigns…
Ed – Did you get the coat hook and the pencil in the boss’s hand? Those were the two I had the hardest time finding!
I wonder if I will get in trouble if I send a link to my boss…
He is in Hong Kong waiting for his ship to come in.
The Miami Herald is right…talent is annoying.
SCORE!!!
Thanks Jason, it was the stupid coat hook. I think I’m not sure what I like best. Its a toss up, the water bottle or the stapler.
Anyhow thanks again.
I’m so giddy over it I can’t type…yeh, that’s it. Giddy.
I just assumed the Harvey-ego overpowered the FrankJ-ego in the brain for the weekend.
I don’t know about Frank’s absence, but as for you, I just figured you cashed in all that “buy me a drink” stuff on BadEx, went and bought a couple cases of MD 20/20, & were just now getting yer vision back…
Someone say Portal?
THE FRANKJ IS A LIE
THE FRANKJ IS A LIE
THE FRANKJ IS A LIE
Frank is obviously too deep into Kaneva, making his avatar dance in ways he wishes he could dance.
Fred Thompson, on the other hand, makes his avatar jealous of HIM.