::frantically waves arms in air::
I know, I know! I’ve been tracking your progress on my humble little blog. I even created a category devoted to you, “The J’s”!
/shameless plug
I thought you left the dog eat dog world of blogs to become the stage manager of Mini Kiss. http://www.minikissonline.com
Hehehehe midgets are funny… AND easy to throw.
You got married, got a job, it happens to all of us, no shame in it really. As long as you still take katana lessons and churn out stuff like Rico and Hellbender – you haven’t been beaten. Decades of writing and making fun of Democrats await.
I’m guessing the cat has made his long awaited escape a reality. The months of planning, the turkey induced near coma, and a door opened at the right time lead to such an event. While you have begun a search in vain, your cat has begun his travels going from place to place looking for adventure like Cain in kung-Fu.
So it’s true then. Spacemonkey attempted a coup by abducting you and turning you over to Hilary. After doing who knows what terrible things to you (all the while cackling and telling you that you needed the whole truth), she wiped your memory and let you go.
I thought was because the diabolical Mexican bandit, El Treeptofan, secretly drugged you during Thanksgiving dinner. Apparently, he does this a lot during the holidays…
Either that, or you complained to Sarah that her turkey was too dry, so she rectified the situation by dumping you & the bird into the gulf.
Or maybe you were just spending time with your extended family, in which case I hope you & the wife had a great Thanksgiving. I know I did; I ate so much that I’d almost swear I gave birth to twins the next day.
those crazy ninja midgets kidnapped you in your sleep and forced you to watch lifestyle movies all day and by night they sleep deprived you by making you listen to a tape recorder of hillary rotten-crotch clinton’s maniacle laugh over and over again…poor man…
I’m pretty sure you and your wife are finally leaving the state y’all can’t stand for one that actually contains family ans a city called Boise. Last I checked y’all were in Louisana. Godspeed, J’s, Godspeed.
Kidnapped by Humanzees and forced to do their evil bidding.
Only recently were you able to escape: using only a toothbrush filed into a shiv, an old copy of Good Housekeeping, and 3 feet of slightly used dental floss you were able to overcome you captors.
Now, with a renewed hatred of all ape-human hibrids, you have returned.
You were abducted by the Legion of Doom and would have been back sooner but Aquaman came to the “rescue” thus prolonging the extreme discomfort of being stuck in the same room as a mix of a half dozen mongoloids, lunatics, and bald people?
4 day turkey bender. Woke up yesterday evening in a Cleveland greasy-spoon, face-down in the mashed potatoes and gray. Spent last night sleeping it off in the Cuyahoga county jail’s “turkey tank”.
At least your not mistakenly posting a top ten listing and then deleting it when you realize there are only four in the your list.
I’m looking at you Spacemonkey. (shakes fist)
Extrordinary rendition to an unnamed country, where the writers from Sadly, No! tried to wring the secret of “teh funny” out of you.
Or a turkey and Guiness binge.
Whichever.
I supposed that you had been wisked away to an undisclosed location.
Perhaps there was a seminar regarding the waterboarding of Libs.
It’s fun when you can mix business with pleasure.
Considering how long you were gone, I’m guessing that you were repeatedly Attacked By Conservatives. As soon as you started to recover from an attack, those Conservatives would show up and Attack you again!
Over… and Over… and Over…
Actually, Frank, you missed the chance to have a “trip cam” on IMAO for your journey. Iridium phone, digital camera, laptop and cigarette lighter adapter for recharging…
Ron Paul must be about to announce his choice for a running mate!
But seriously, Frank met Fred Thompson and his life is changed forever. As long as Sarah K knows.
On a super secret mission from Fred Thompson that resulted in countless hippies being punched. He obviously didn’t send you to the PRC (California) or you’d still be MIA
An insatiable lust for Ding-Dongs and Ho-Ho’s?
You’ve been gone? Really???
Frank J joined the Ron Paul club! And made friends with Daily Kos. And grew his hair out, stopped bathing, and started smoking pot.
::frantically waves arms in air::
I know, I know! I’ve been tracking your progress on my humble little blog. I even created a category devoted to you, “The J’s”!
/shameless plug
I thought you left the dog eat dog world of blogs to become the stage manager of Mini Kiss. http://www.minikissonline.com
Hehehehe midgets are funny… AND easy to throw.
I figured SarahK caught you looking at Kellie Pickler again and used her pop pop on you.
Just figured it was a case of turkey-overdose.
You got married, got a job, it happens to all of us, no shame in it really. As long as you still take katana lessons and churn out stuff like Rico and Hellbender – you haven’t been beaten. Decades of writing and making fun of Democrats await.
I’m guessing the cat has made his long awaited escape a reality. The months of planning, the turkey induced near coma, and a door opened at the right time lead to such an event. While you have begun a search in vain, your cat has begun his travels going from place to place looking for adventure like Cain in kung-Fu.
So it’s true then. Spacemonkey attempted a coup by abducting you and turning you over to Hilary. After doing who knows what terrible things to you (all the while cackling and telling you that you needed the whole truth), she wiped your memory and let you go.
I thought was because the diabolical Mexican bandit, El Treeptofan, secretly drugged you during Thanksgiving dinner. Apparently, he does this a lot during the holidays…
Either that, or you complained to Sarah that her turkey was too dry, so she rectified the situation by dumping you & the bird into the gulf.
Or maybe you were just spending time with your extended family, in which case I hope you & the wife had a great Thanksgiving. I know I did; I ate so much that I’d almost swear I gave birth to twins the next day.
I just figured that “herself” sent a few of her minions over to set you up with the Ft. Marcy Park Vacation Plan…
not sure exactly what, but i’m pretty sure the J000s are behind it
I though Sylar had gotten to you.
those crazy ninja midgets kidnapped you in your sleep and forced you to watch lifestyle movies all day and by night they sleep deprived you by making you listen to a tape recorder of hillary rotten-crotch clinton’s maniacle laugh over and over again…poor man…
Ask SarahK where was the last place she was using you.
On a vacation paid for by your users, during which you realized that yes, Bush is just like Hitler.
Or maybe it was Andrew Sullivan. Forget.
I’m pretty sure you and your wife are finally leaving the state y’all can’t stand for one that actually contains family ans a city called Boise. Last I checked y’all were in Louisana. Godspeed, J’s, Godspeed.
I thought you were being water boarded by the Edwards and/or Clinton campaigns…How was it?
Kidnapped by Humanzees and forced to do their evil bidding.
Only recently were you able to escape: using only a toothbrush filed into a shiv, an old copy of Good Housekeeping, and 3 feet of slightly used dental floss you were able to overcome you captors.
Now, with a renewed hatred of all ape-human hibrids, you have returned.
I figured you were just having a senior moment and forgot what was going on around you.
You were abducted by the Legion of Doom and would have been back sooner but Aquaman came to the “rescue” thus prolonging the extreme discomfort of being stuck in the same room as a mix of a half dozen mongoloids, lunatics, and bald people?
Did you sell out? If you haven’t, I highly recommend doing so, you get free cookies.
After all these years, you found out he wasn’t really crazy. Lyndon LaRouche really DID build a colony on the moon. How’s the weather?
Any idea what happened to me?
I don’t know, but Muslims were outraged.
4 day turkey bender. Woke up yesterday evening in a Cleveland greasy-spoon, face-down in the mashed potatoes and gray. Spent last night sleeping it off in the Cuyahoga county jail’s “turkey tank”.
At least your not mistakenly posting a top ten listing and then deleting it when you realize there are only four in the your list.
I’m looking at you Spacemonkey. (shakes fist)
Had internet privileges temporarily suspended for repeatedly saying, “Idaho? No! U-da-ho! hahaha!”
I question the timing
Extrordinary rendition to an unnamed country, where the writers from Sadly, No! tried to wring the secret of “teh funny” out of you.
Or a turkey and Guiness binge.
Whichever.
I supposed that you had been wisked away to an undisclosed location.
Perhaps there was a seminar regarding the waterboarding of Libs.
It’s fun when you can mix business with pleasure.
Considering how long you were gone, I’m guessing that you were repeatedly Attacked By Conservatives. As soon as you started to recover from an attack, those Conservatives would show up and Attack you again!
Over… and Over… and Over…
Okay, Frank. Break’s over.
Get back in the coal mine.
Posting on your new blog? http://bsubroncohater.blogspot.com/
You stopped to “mess with Texas” and discovered that was a bad idea.
Actually, Frank, you missed the chance to have a “trip cam” on IMAO for your journey. Iridium phone, digital camera, laptop and cigarette lighter adapter for recharging…
Ron Paul must be about to announce his choice for a running mate!
But seriously, Frank met Fred Thompson and his life is changed forever. As long as Sarah K knows.
On a super secret mission from Fred Thompson that resulted in countless hippies being punched. He obviously didn’t send you to the PRC (California) or you’d still be MIA