Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact

john edwards fabulous.jpgJohn Edwards’s Swiss Army knife has no blades, but it does have tweezers… and a compact.

Thanksgiving Twitter Fiction

I’m having one of those days.
I wish FrankJ would release a second collection of his In My World stories. I’m too lazy to go back through the archive, you know.
Anyway, they were inspiration for this ongoing tale I’ve been thumbing into reality at Twitter…
isfullofcrap Annual Thanksgiving turkey pardon. sigh Bush is a wuss. He should have killed those turkeys with his bare hands like a real man.
isfullofcrap “That’s me, I’m the Decider. And I just decidered that yer fer dinner. Gobble on this!” WHACK (thud) WHACK (thud)
isfullofcrap Fred Thompson video: “If elected President, I will slaughter any livestock visitors bring to the White House with just the power of my gigantic head.”
isfullofcrap (And then he discovers that one of the hideous clucking creatures with thick wattles he’s just clobbered is actually Helen Thomas)
isfullofcrap He calls his mother. Barbara suggests deep-frying Helen Cajun-style. Laura says no, not healthy. Maybe roasting without the skin?
isfullofcrap Fred Thompson video: “If elected President, I will eat Helen Thomas raw with nothing else but Ranch dipping sauce for flavor.”
isfullofcrap The twins, ever-helpful, order up margaritas. Cheney mistakes microwave for margarita machine, pacemaker goes haywire. ROBOT RAMPAGE!
isfullofcrap John Kerry phones… challenges Bush to online Guitar Hero 2. “I’m a War Hero, too. I won three Purple Hea-” Bush quickly hangs up.
isfullofcrap Fred Thompson video: “I won three Grammy Awards with nothing but a moonshine jug.”
isfullofcrap Helen Thomas stirs, tries to ask for a doctor, but incapable of asking a straight question anymore. Rants about health care system.
Not sure where this is going. I have the feeling Mecha-Cheney is going to wipe Georgetown off the map while Dennis Kucinich is raising campaign funds my moonlighting as a Christmas Elf.

lolterizt! Part 24

Once again, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.


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Three from Neil, who’s on a Chavez kick:
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Three from Erik Wit:
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Daily Fred Thompson Fact

Fred Thompson often gets a fresh hot Egg McMuffin after 10:30AM.