Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact Posted by Harvey on 20 November 2007, 3:00 pm John Edwards’s Swiss Army knife has no blades, but it does have tweezers… and a compact.
If it has no blades he must be using a safety razor on his legs, then. Unless, of course, he really is going French. Reply to this comment
Yes, his Swiss Army knife includes tweezers, but he never uses them – they’re too hard to squeeze. Reply to this comment
Whittle’s back! No new essay though. Still, not dead, so maybe there will be another essay one day! Reply to this comment
John Edwards’s Swiss Army knife has no blades, but it does have tweezers… and a compact.
LMAO! Sounds like he has a French Army knife!
If it has no blades he must be using a safety razor on his legs, then. Unless, of course, he really is going French.
And it folds open to reveal storage space for a tampon.
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Yes, his Swiss Army knife includes tweezers, but he never uses them – they’re too hard to squeeze.
Whittle’s back! No new essay though. Still, not dead, so maybe there will be another essay one day!
John refers to it as his swishblade knife.
…but who opens it for him?
CORRECTION: John Edwards uses a “Swiss Miss” Army Knife.
I’m pretty sure it’s a “Hello Kitty” army knife.