Looks like Hillary is riding a bumpy road in Iowa. In addition to the sagging polls, here are some other signs her campaign’s in trouble:
- Started waterboarding hecklers to appear “more Presidential”.
- Out of desperation, challenged some redneck kid to a fiddle-playing contest.
- Had to taze a bro.
- Hired Kos
- No, wait… that was Newsweek.
- Went in against a Sicilian when death was on the line.
- Tugged on Superman’s cape while spitting into the wind.
- Rode a tank, held a general’s rank – still getting no sympathy.
Hiring Cam Cameron as her new campaign manager probably isn’t helping, either.
I thought she rode a general and refused to fund a tank…
One thing I can always depend on IMAO for is the recurring Princess Bride references…
“One thing I can always depend on IMAO for is the recurring Princess Bride references…
#2 – Posted by: AlanABQ on November 21, 2007 01:56 PM”
It gives my life stability in an otherwise ever-changing world.
Woohoo! Princess Bride references. Always fun.
She’s the six-fingered candidate
Over the past few years she has been building up an immunity to Iocane Powder.
She has mastered the three dangers of the fire swamp.
“She’s the six-fingered candidate”
#5
she has a deep and abiding interest in pain, and is presently writing the definitive work on the subject, after all, let alone only letting us keep 1/10 of our promised wages
Wait, I found out where the analogy fails: Count Rugen actually wanted to WIN a war against Guilder
Bill secretly calls thier bedroom “The Pit of Dispare”.
She is one of the three dangers of the fire swamp…Rodent with enormous thighs…
Life is pain. Anyone who says differently isn’t Hillary.
She is the fire swamp.
This was in Georgia, right? I heard she was looking for a soul to steal. Apparently she was in a bind ‘cos she was way behind and she was willing to make a deal.
Also has been trading phone sex for votes. This has not worked well so far.
“Also has been trading phone sex for votes. This has not worked well so far.”
Yeah, she got mad when she recognized Bill’s voice.
Is anyone taking bets on how many people in her vicinity (maybe a 25′ radius) will immediately lose their lives when she loses the election? I’ll say 4.
Hillary just hopes that she will be annointed, so that her and Bill can once again “have fun storming the castle”
Oh, the horror if she does get elected! Think of the all the w’s on the White House keyboards! Won’t someone please think of the w’s?!
“In addition to the sagging polls”
That’s not the only thing that sagging! Wokka wokka!
She also got involved in a land war in asia.
She also got involved in a land war in asia.
ack, a double post!