Hillary Clinton wishes the debates would focus less on things she doesn’t know like her position on giving driver’s licenses to illegal aliens and more on things she does know like the difficulty of setting puppies on fire.
If even one cough or sneeze in the audience at a Hillary Clinton event is unscripted, she spend the next hour in a back room screaming and tearing chunks of flesh from her staffers.
If America is every attacked by zombies, you can expect Hillary Clinton to be one of the first out fighting them screaming, “Those brains are mine! Mine!”
Hillary Clinton’s touring hospitals to promote her healthcare plan was hampered by the fact that when she is around sick people she can’t help but exclaim, “Suffering! Beautiful suffering!”