If America is every attacked by zombies, you can expect Hillary Clinton to be one of the first out fighting them screaming, “Those brains are mine! Mine!”
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Frank, please help me out here, I’m having trouble understanding this post. Hillary certainly would keep the brains away from the zombies, but why would she fight her own supporters like that? Wouldn’t she be the first proponent of zombie drivers’ licenses?
Loved post #1.
You know Guaifenesin, that medicine that makes you hack up everything in your lungs, as well as your lungs, gall bladder, appendix, a kidney and two thirds of your liver…Hillary invented it for Monica.
Frank, please help me out here, I’m having trouble understanding this post. Hillary certainly would keep the brains away from the zombies, but why would she fight her own supporters like that? Wouldn’t she be the first proponent of zombie drivers’ licenses?
#1 – Posted by: Capitalist_B on November 11, 2007 03:32 PM
Let me help you out here, see there are two distinct kinds of zombies, Voodoo, and the flesh eating kind. Frank J. is speaking about the flesh eating kind, while Hillary supporters are the Voodoo type.
Yes, but Hillary’s strongest belief is that any group attacking America is good.
Certainly she’d not only embrace the zombies, but we’d immediately begin celebrating zombie holidays in the public school system.
Frank, please help me out here, I’m having trouble understanding this post. Hillary certainly would keep the brains away from the zombies, but why would she fight her own supporters like that? Wouldn’t she be the first proponent of zombie drivers’ licenses?
Loved post #1.
You know Guaifenesin, that medicine that makes you hack up everything in your lungs, as well as your lungs, gall bladder, appendix, a kidney and two thirds of your liver…Hillary invented it for Monica.
Frank, please help me out here, I’m having trouble understanding this post. Hillary certainly would keep the brains away from the zombies, but why would she fight her own supporters like that? Wouldn’t she be the first proponent of zombie drivers’ licenses?
#1 – Posted by: Capitalist_B on November 11, 2007 03:32 PM
Let me help you out here, see there are two distinct kinds of zombies, Voodoo, and the flesh eating kind. Frank J. is speaking about the flesh eating kind, while Hillary supporters are the Voodoo type.
The larger question here is whether or not Hillary would leave a tip for the server who brought her the brains.
Yes, but Hillary’s strongest belief is that any group attacking America is good.
Certainly she’d not only embrace the zombies, but we’d immediately begin celebrating zombie holidays in the public school system.