Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
It’s Harvey’s birthday today. How should he celebrate?
(Without revealing any specific number, I will say that it’s a perfect square, so I’m somewhere between 1 and 100, inclusive)
Tuna!
… Pound a sign in his yard declaring it a kid-free zone.
… blow out some Kindles.
With cake!
http://youtu.be/ctOBMFznkto
We still got a moon.
@3:
Have the Supreme Court order a Muslim bakery to make him a bacon cake.
Oppo:
It’s infidelicous!
Two words: Pig Roast!
I always knew Harvey was square.
Happy 49, you old skimmer sailor.
May I suggest explosives and firearms in the morning followed by a evening of alcohol, meat, and scantily clad female(s)…
PS..throw in a nap in the middle of the day.
Any way that makes him smile.
Bratwurst and Old Style. It’s the Wisconsin way.
We should all chip in and get him a “Make America Great Hat”
“perfect” squares are frowned on these days, all you need are just OK squares so as not to hurt other squares self esteem.
Once you’re over 21, birthdays are nothing to celebrate. I need a calculator to remember how old I am.
A weeks worth of hippies to punch in the face.
It’s best to track birthdays in Celsius. (I’ll be 12.8 in 5 days. Hope I get a new bike.) (I’ll have to wait nine years to vote, tho…)
Really, by feeling as appreciated as he (really) is.
Getting Cookie Monster drunk and rolling him for a Toll House.
Listening to some Kathleen MacInnes tunes and having a cold one, or ten.
Pig meat party!!! At Harvey’s house.
It’s his birthday again? Seems like we did this drill last year!
Lots of Anonymis’ cookies. nom nom nom
With no mercy.
Don’t know about Harvey, but I’m buying candle stocks!
Seven pounds of fireworks and seven pounds of steak.
And Happy Birthday dude! Groovy cool!
However, send lawyers, guns, and money!
@2 Oppo: As a practicing curmudgeon, I can attest that one of these is much more effective than a sign. http://www.amazon.com/Contech-CRO101-Scarecrow-Activated-Sprinkler/dp/B000071NUS/ref=sr_1_2?s=lawn-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1442256872&sr=1-2&keywords=scarecrow
Remember what Groucho said, “you’re only as old as the woman you feel.”
…punch a sad, aging, hippie, communist.
Very, very hard!
Harvey, make sure you win either a traffic cone or a taxicab bumper in fair combat.
And remember: The party’s not over until somebody loses a door!
(pix/video or it didn’t happen)
See what it feels to be a liberal for one minute, by diverting your limited attention to this:
Late to the party — by now Harvey’s nursing a sailor’s hangover (the kind where the boat keeps moving even though you’re in your house)… Happy belated birthday, Harvey!
Wow. I was too busy celebrating to comment yesterday….
Hmm.
What did we do?
Well, we *did* have steak…and cookies….and lots of present opening.
When he finally got home from JURY DUTY.
Happy Birthday Harvey! ♥
What the First Lady said is true. I spent the morning on Jury Duty.
Fortunately, both of my potential cases pleaded out at the last minute, so I (and the rest of this week’s jury pool) were dismissed and sent home, exempt from Jury Duty for the next 4 years at the price of a mere 3 hours of our time.
And as an added bonus, I got a free donut (Dunkin’; glazed blueberry), and I’ll probably be getting a check for $17.50 in about a week.
Definitely not the worst birthday ever.
But even more importantly, I share a birthday with someone, and I gave that person a gift that got EXACTLY the reaction I’d intended.
So maybe it was the best birthday ever.
Love you 🙂
[insert PDA here]
Our jury division does not give out free donuts or coffee.
@32 – Ours doesn’t either… normally. They made a very specific point of explaining they were only doing this because September is Juror Appreciation Month in my county.
@–33
Well, this is Harvey Appreciation Week.