Magic Touch Posted by Harvey on 23 October 2015, 8:00 pm A new robotic hand from MIT can actually recognize objects just by feeling them. Apparently roboticists have finally isolated the Bill Clinton Algorithm.
“Heh heh. They’re virtually real, and they’re virtually spectacular.” — MIT Geek Reply to this comment
“Yeah — we want to develop this technology for Mars rovers, but first we need to perfect it by testing it in volleyball uniforms.” – Another MIT geek Reply to this comment
Since it makes judgments based on feeling, please keep it away from the voting booth. Reply to this comment
The “Bill Clinton Algorithm” calls many functions… void Insert_Cigar (bool * Have_Cigar, short int * Cigar_Type, int * Num_Insertions) void Ejaculäte_Dress (bool * Is_Ready, short int * Dress_Type, short int * Position) …and obviously many more, including void I_Did_Not_Have_Sexual_Relations_With_That_Woman () Reply to this comment
“Heh heh. They’re virtually real, and they’re virtually spectacular.”
— MIT Geek
“Which do you prefer — The Manservo or The Brobot?”
“Yeah — we want to develop this technology for Mars rovers, but first we need to perfect it by testing it in volleyball uniforms.”
– Another MIT geek
A Helen Killer app.
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“Brazinga!”
— OK, I” stop with the MIT geek jokes.
The line of Feminists calling this sexist begins to the left. Take a number.
Brailliant!
Since it makes judgments based on feeling, please keep it away from the voting booth.
The “Bill Clinton Algorithm” calls many functions…
void Insert_Cigar (bool * Have_Cigar, short int * Cigar_Type, int * Num_Insertions)
void Ejaculäte_Dress (bool * Is_Ready, short int * Dress_Type, short int * Position)
…and obviously many more, including
void I_Did_Not_Have_Sexual_Relations_With_That_Woman ()