Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Amazing! Just discovered on Pluto…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Amazing! Just discovered on Pluto…
…, fleas!
…, an intergalactic café, advertising “Last Stop Before Alpha Centauri”
…Plutonians have downgraded Earth from ‘planet’ to, “Ugly! ugly ball of mostly water!”
…in spite of sabotage efforts from NASA and 97% of astrophysicists, Pluto is still the Disney dog who doesn’t wear pants.
…a whole new interest group that must be pandered to.
…human-caused global warming
…another thing for Obama to bow to.
… a little handwritten sign: “Help out a former planet?”
… an EPA-caused Plution river.
… a few rocks and things that Obama believes can fight ISIS if he just throws 500 million dollars at them.
… Brian Williams’ footsteps! (or so I heard on NBC.)
… an object in the solar system that doesn’t know Hillary Clinton is a liar.
.. an alien environment; which California immediately declared a microaggressive term, preferring “an American-environment-in-waiting.”
…whatever it is, it will require billions of funding to NASA
…a canoe rental place.
…Bruce Jenner’s nads
…Hillary’s emails
…a gun free zone that actually works
I get that reference! And it’s a lot funnier than what I had.
…a tattoo that reads “Micky’s Bitch”.
… a copy of “The V-ger Monologues.”
… a plaque with some Muslim outreach, reading:
ALL EARTH’S CONTINENTS
ARE YOURS—EXCEPT EUROPA
ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE
…the Hillary Mountains.
A big sign that reads “Pluto Girls Are Easy!”
…and another one that says, “Earth women are too distant.”
I know it sounds goofy, but.. Goofy.
(No! No! Goofy.)
…a giant light up sign that reads “go stick your head in a pig”. It’s only lit on special occasions.
Obama’s birth certificate.
More likely they’re begging for some global warming…
…Persephone’s lipstick.
(What, too obscure? 😉 )
…a declaration that Pluto self-identifies as a coffee table and thinks Human scientists are all planetist hate-mongers.
Uranus
…potatoes grow naturally there. The water content of the soil is more like Frank’s Idaho.
…a Grail-shaped beacon. It’s very nice!
…Stevie Wonder’s piano
@Apostic # 21: Well, if you really wanted to be obscure, you’d have gone with Proserpina, which is the Latinisation of Persephone, just as Pluto is the Latin version of the underworld god Hades. Persephone goes with Hades, Proserpina goes with Pluto.
But I laughed anyway.
…Another of hillary’s servers?
Hillary’s emails
Amazing! Just discovered on Pluto…
evidence it was still self identifying as a planet.
a Nash.
1 billion half pair of socks.
…a signed surrender agreement to Obama’s new Plutonian overlords.
…endemic shrinkage, and a very depressed male population.
…water, and one of those UPS stickers saying that a delivery from NASA had been left around back.
…a complete lack of honesty, integrity, humility and hope, on the re-christined New Washington.
Believe it or not, I’d considered that. At least I didn’t try to push pomegranates into the mix. 😉
BTW, see also the French Lick resort. It was built on a sulfuric mineral spring. Pluto figured heavily into the resort’s branding. A mural on the lobby ceiling shows figures from the story of Proserpina. Gives you a chance to feel smarter than the average fellow tourist….