(Submitted by Anonymiss of Nuking Politics [High Praise!])
Like other world leaders, President Obama was given 3 minutes to talk at the climate conference in Paris. Unlike other world leaders, he talked for 14 minutes.
Man, he’s getting worse. Used to be he couldn’t count to 50. Now he can’t even count to 3.
He only needs to count to I (and does so all the time)!
So, for 14 minutes, do you know what he said?
“Spend, spend, spend, spend, spend, spend, spent. Spending, spent. Spent, spent, spending, spent. Spend, spend, spend, spend. Spent on spending. Spend a little more. Spend, spent, spending, spent, spend, spend, spending, spend, spent, spent, spent…”
OK, but did he make himself clear?
Well if you take out the “umms” “Ahhs” and “errrrs” it was 3 minutes.
Jimmy: Qualifications?
Obama: Spending, taxing, gutting the military, and spending.
Jimmy: You said spending twice.
Obama: I like spending.
TOTUS got stuck on loop mode…. oh wait, it’s always stuck on loop mode.
Valerie Jihadist: But Mr “president”….you can’t read all this in 3 minutes.
Farook Obama: Sure I can, I’ve practiced it 1000 times.