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Archive of entries posted on December 2015

This Is What Objectivity Looks Like

Posted by Harvey on 18 December 2015, 4:00 pm

Journalists were seen shouting and jumping for joy after representatives from nearly 200 countries agreed to adopt the Paris Agreement plan to fight global warming.

Understandable. Some people in France did the same when the Nazis rolled into Paris.

Filed under One-Shots | 2 Comments

Obama Warned Us – Truth

Posted by Harvey on 18 December 2015, 2:00 pm

Get the facts on important issues like climate change — join the OFA Truth Team: http://ofa.bo/g9TB

@BarackObama

“Because REAL truth is always preceded by an adjectival acronym.”

Filed under Obama Warned Us | 1 Comment

Straight Line of the Day: In New York, a Muslim Judge Was Sworn in on a Koran. Next Up: a ________ Judge Sworn in on ________

Posted by Harvey on 18 December 2015, 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

In New York, a Muslim judge was sworn in on a Koran. Next up: a ________ judge sworn in on ________

Filed under Straight Line of the Day | 21 Comments

This Could Be the Best Show on TV

Posted by Harvey on 18 December 2015, 8:00 am

HBO is developing a new series about Jihadi recruitment.

I say make it a sitcom, and every episode should include the phrase “Oh my Allah! Kenny detonated prematurely!”

Filed under One-Shots | 15 Comments

The Illustrated Frank J: Hillary’s Foreign Policy

Posted by Harvey on 17 December 2015, 10:00 pm

[source]

Filed under Funny Pictures, The Illustrated Frank J | 1 Comment

I Expected the Death Star to Be Closer to the Big End

Posted by Harvey on 17 December 2015, 9:00 pm


[Starships size comparison] (Viewer #1,723,597)

NOTE: It’s easy to be disappointed by which ships aren’t included. My suggestion is to appreciate his efforts and be thankful for the ships he did include.

Filed under Videos | 4 Comments

Coming Soon from the Makers of Obamacare

Posted by Harvey on 17 December 2015, 8:00 pm

In the UK, one company is offering to sell people “cyberbullying insurance”.

Or, as we call it here in America “your browser’s ‘back’ button”.

Filed under One-Shots | 2 Comments

She’s the Very Definition of It

Posted by Harvey on 17 December 2015, 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Springer’s Blog]

[reference link]

Filed under Funny Pictures | 4 Comments

Link of the Day: MST3K Reboot News – 14 Episodes, and…

Posted by Harvey on 17 December 2015, 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Den of Geek]

MST3K Reboot News: 14 Episodes Funded, Full Details Here

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)

Filed under Link of the Day | 2 Comments

How to Reach Out to Our Friends in the Caribbean.

Posted by Harvey on 17 December 2015, 4:00 pm

President Obama said he is considering making an official trip to Cuba.

I’m for it… as long as it’s a one way trip to Gitmo.

Filed under One-Shots | 4 Comments

Obama Warned Us – Progress

Posted by Harvey on 17 December 2015, 2:00 pm

“Progress isn’t guaranteed. It’s not inevitable. It’s something that has to be fought for.” – President Obama

@BarackObama

“Unlike liberty, which I only fight against.”

Filed under Obama Warned Us | 2 Comments

Straight Line of the Day: Overheard After the Premiere of the New Star Wars Movie…

Posted by Harvey on 17 December 2015, 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Overheard after the premiere of the new Star Wars movie…

Filed under Straight Line of the Day | 21 Comments

The Force Something Something Dark Side Blah Blah Black Stormtrooper

Posted by Harvey on 17 December 2015, 8:00 am

Not only were Star Wars fans camping out in line for days ahead of the Episode 7 premiere, some of them also got married while waiting there.

Very surprising. I didn’t even know they made “Slave Leia” wedding dresses.

Filed under One-Shots | 7 Comments

The Illustrated Frank J: How Gun Control Laws Work!

Posted by Harvey on 16 December 2015, 10:00 pm

[source]

Filed under Funny Pictures, The Illustrated Frank J | 1 Comment

Cosomological Origin Theory

Posted by Harvey on 16 December 2015, 9:00 pm


[Science, Religion, and the Big Bang] (Viewer #2,222,262)

Religion talks about why God created the universe. Science talks about how He did it. Let’s not confuse the two.

Filed under Videos | Comment

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